Marylou was a nursing student
she tended to some of my complaints
We were young adventurers whose only goal
was pissing off our parents
Two alike, so what crazy thing can we do today
Well O.Z. made some qualudes in his bathtub
Wanna try some
Sure Marylou, anything for you
So I swallowed
Found out later, she didn't
That would end up being the most violently
I've ever thrown up, truly memorable vomit
Epic Barf, Hideous Upchuck, you name it
Her nursing skills came it handy
Sometimes life's lessons come unexpectedly,
as you writhe in agony on the bathroom floor
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Good thing your friend was a nurse. Sounded like you really made
yourself seriously sick. These things happen, as they say. Older and
wiser, I imagine.
yourself seriously sick. These things happen, as they say. Older and
wiser, I imagine.
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