def leppard and their ilk

[saw]

I'm staring at this all girl girl band from
the eighties and wondering why
even the most questionable choices
in women always look good in something
tight and leopard-skinned
what is it about gradations of black
and brown asymmetrical spots that
fuck with the libido, it makes no sense
to me, yet here I am again tonight
asking myself this age old question
and All I really know is elephant skin
has no effect, neither does muskrat
or chimpanzee, and of course I know
this is faux leopard as well, so why
does this particular artificial animal skin
do these things to me, I mean
cheetah and tiger and puma, and panther
just don't work, it's ridiculous, not even lion
the very kings and queens of the jungle
take a backseat, cuz leopard
well, leppard..... is just so damn def
I guess this may require more hands-on
investigation

[mnaz]

haha...

(but sometimes tiger stripes ain't bad either . . .)

[dadio]

V. good work on this.