you got another year coming

[constantine]

it's new
it's happy
it's most certainly a year
so what more do you want?
don't be greedy for shit's sake
be like me - i'm cool with nothing
absolutely nothing
sure, i've got some shoes - a tshirt or two
my trusty food card serves me well
frozen pizza on demand!
i've got all the women money can't buy
and thus i'm a very lonely man
but do i squawk
damn right i squawk!
i'm squawking right now
i suppose i could have two food cards
but you can only eat so much
and the tshirt is pretty nice...
maybe some chinese food will do the job
some kung pao blammo shit
with blammo you get eggroll
and not the cheap stuff
real ho chi minh egg rolls in rice paper
with plenty of quacky-quacky sauce

[the mingo]

you nimitz you! you birdfarm in the south china sea!
Hold the ho chi minh sauce - i respected the little zip but i could never trust a man what never mentioned his mother. Duckballs in eternity !! Yeti on the mountain! revolution in the egg foo yung! Love the headlines ya ol' logger

[saw]

you need to blow that Cincinnati Popsicle stand....with it's cold women and day old food....head for the green grass and dirty blue water of the coast.....you're in desperate need of a Koco's crabcake, the panacea for all that ails you !