inopportune wardrobe malfunction
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inopportune wardrobe malfunction
clipboard committee waits at booked table
pencil-skirted candidate coordinated with blazer
steps into low-slung Pontiac
hears horrible rip of split seam
sudden mad dash back holding ass
past the garden-hose weilding yard boy
into quick bedroom exchange for basic black skirt
f-bombs the way through lunch rush traffic
made it on time
to schmooze the hell out of 'em
***this is the sequel poem to the 'killing the interview' poem...it happened yesterday exactly as above. I did split my pencil skirt, I did have to run back in to change, there was a yard boy with a water hose squirting all over the apartment building.****
pencil-skirted candidate coordinated with blazer
steps into low-slung Pontiac
hears horrible rip of split seam
sudden mad dash back holding ass
past the garden-hose weilding yard boy
into quick bedroom exchange for basic black skirt
f-bombs the way through lunch rush traffic
made it on time
to schmooze the hell out of 'em
***this is the sequel poem to the 'killing the interview' poem...it happened yesterday exactly as above. I did split my pencil skirt, I did have to run back in to change, there was a yard boy with a water hose squirting all over the apartment building.****
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Re: inopportune wardrobe malfunction
oh yeahh..there is
serious innuendo
of commando
ejaculation all over
this pome
serious innuendo
of commando
ejaculation all over
this pome
shadowplay
Re: inopportune wardrobe malfunction
Damn, low slung Pontiacs...hope your deodorant was up to the adventure. ...did they hire you after those acrobatics ?
If you do not change your direction
you may end up where you are heading
you may end up where you are heading
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Re: inopportune wardrobe malfunction
Haha! Thank you saw -- I won't know until next week, but I'll tell ya truly if them guys know what's good for 'um, they'll want me baaaadly --
shadowplay
Re: inopportune wardrobe malfunction
i came because "wardrobe malfunction"
i stayed cuz "followed by mad dash back holding ass"
its cool that you could tell it exactly like it happened, props!
you musta left extra early to make it on time?
i stayed cuz "followed by mad dash back holding ass"
its cool that you could tell it exactly like it happened, props!
you musta left extra early to make it on time?
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Re: inopportune wardrobe malfunction
that's just it, whoaisme, I left in plenty of time --but since I was leaving from my current job, not from home, the skirt disaster made me have to go all the way home, change, get back on the road in lunch rush traffic and then drive 40 miles to where the interview was. I managed to get there on time and not get a speeding ticket !!
I considered duct tape, or maybe a stapler to repair the skirt but it was just too tight -- unless you've worn a pencil skirt, you wouldn't understand
I considered duct tape, or maybe a stapler to repair the skirt but it was just too tight -- unless you've worn a pencil skirt, you wouldn't understand
shadowplay
Re: inopportune wardrobe malfunction
... all this talk of split seams got the boys buzzin' & stirrin' -
Doll, you may have found a place of rest but I'm still on the trail.
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Re: inopportune wardrobe malfunction
benefit!
buzzin' and stirrin' is always good !!
thanks, mingo ---
buzzin' and stirrin' is always good !!
thanks, mingo ---
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