My Backup Singers

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Les S. Amore
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My Backup Singers

Post by Les S. Amore » September 24th, 2004, 12:14 pm

I found this great sister act
they agreed to be my backup singers

their names are:
Viagra
Cialis and
Levitra
va va voom

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Post by Zlatko Waterman » September 24th, 2004, 2:16 pm

There can be no question that, once you're "down", they'd get you "back up" . . .


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Levitra
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Post by Levitra » September 24th, 2004, 8:46 pm

Bonsoir, mon amour! I am here!
Letz begin zee warm up, mon dear.
I wore zee sequeened royale bleu gown,
took zee taxee cab from zee oppozeet side of town
and je suis prêt avec mon voix d'alto for zee singing!

Ziss is zee soiree, non, mon chat?
Iz zee pianoforte tuned?
Vhere is zee saxophonist?
Letz me et tu chantons à la room!

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Les S. Amore
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Post by Les S. Amore » September 24th, 2004, 8:57 pm

It was eight o'clock in the city when I slid into my sharkskin suit. Luckily my tube of Brylcreem was only half empty.

Jose Cuervo blew his warm breath over my ears.

I slathered Obsession on my jowels.

I can't get my mind off that creole girl, Levitra.
she has chocolate skin and a cajun accent
and looks at me like she has secrets too sweet to tell

My only problem is this:
since she is working for me
as my backup singer
would that be a sexual harassment case?

We celebrities have to think about these things.
va va voom

Levitra
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Post by Levitra » September 24th, 2004, 9:08 pm

Je m'appel Lavitra! I am here, Monsieur Les!
Letz zee chansons begin! I am here in zee room!
You speak zeez words as if je suis not ici, but letz
zee musique play! Vould you adore to play with me?
Ziss, zee accent, she not zee Cajun!
Je suis venu de Paris!

(Je suis désolé. I cannot spell.
Eez it zee possible zing zat you could tell?)

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Les S. Amore
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Post by Les S. Amore » September 24th, 2004, 9:30 pm

Ah, Levitra
You know I've had my eye on you from the start
when the sun hits your skin, I smell olives plump and ripe
it's the musky smell of desire.

The audience will love you even if you can't hit the notes.
just put your hand on your hip and shake it
and you have perfect pitch

I know that your sister Viagra has an eye for me
but your dimples win the day
and your complexion of white chocolate quatroon

be my cookie tonight.
va va voom

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Post by Levitra » September 24th, 2004, 9:36 pm

My sister, Cialis, she is zee one
who has eyes for you,
Monsieur Les S. Amore,
Eez it you who do not see?
Viagra eez no sister to moi!
(La fille haz zee desire for me)

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Les S. Amore
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Post by Les S. Amore » September 24th, 2004, 9:48 pm

I think I smell
as we say in the trailer park
a
meenage ah twat
coming on
va va voom

Levitra
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Post by Levitra » September 24th, 2004, 9:56 pm

Non non, mon petit poi lounge zinger!
Menage a trois does she not interezt me!
Let us chanson, sil vous plait? Oui?

Zee moon, she is up in zee altitudes!
Eez time! Eez now zee dark!
Letz sing for zee trailer park!

hester_prynne

Alors, I'll singah!

Post by hester_prynne » September 25th, 2004, 4:43 am

Mon cheri amour
lovely as une jour d'ete
Mon cheri amour
distant de la laity way,
Mon cheri amour
Belle jeune fils que j'adore
vous ete le only une mon coeur beats pour
Quand j'espere que vous were mon!

la la la la la la
la la la la la LA.

Merci Beaucoup!
Et mais oui, je suis le greatest lounge chanteuse de la monde!
MOI HA HA HA HA!

vurp.

Levitra
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Post by Levitra » September 25th, 2004, 9:08 am

Ahhh, Madame Prynne!
Bienvenue au salon de bas de page!

Excusez-nous for zee disparaître of zee chanteurs!
Merci for zee standing in to give zee audience zee chansons!

Monsieur Amore could not resist zee sparkling
on la robe avec les sequins bleus!
He took me to zee trailer numéro trois
For zee champagne bubbly and zee rendezvous!

Ahhh, Madame Prynne!
Monsieur Amore eez not zee Les!
He eez zee MORE!
Va va va VOOM!

Zee chansons on zee floor
were magnifique! :oops:
We saw zee sun peak
in theez matin!

Baiser baiser! Smooch!
Nous chanterons pour vous encore ce soir!
And you may join in with zee harmony!

But first, Monsieur Amore et moi
must do some more rehearsing! :twisted:

Levitra
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Post by Levitra » September 25th, 2004, 11:27 am

OOOO La La
Je suis tres embarassment!

It is SHE, zee ONE, zee ONLY
Lounge Singer Magnifique
Zee FANTASTIQUE
le plus Grand
Chanteuse de la Monde

Madame Hester Prynne!

I bow to you, Madame!
Zing zee chansons for us, oui?
Chantez quelques chansons!
OOOOO La La!

hester_prynne

Maintenant,

Post by hester_prynne » September 25th, 2004, 5:39 pm

Bonjour Bonjour.....
et mais oui, j'adore de chante le harmony avec vous, maintentant, dite-moi please re Monsieur Les...alors!, est il vraiment more? plue? beaucoup? whoo! la la.
C'est impossible!
ahhhhhhhhh, so dat is dee game mademoiselle levitra?
Vous et tres sympathetique de monsieur les? no?
more? Oui?
ah oui, yes, je comprends mon petit.
zee price to get into showbeezness, est grand!
oui?

maintenant, chantez-vous, avec moi.....

"Une song de l'amour est une triste song
hi lili hi lili hi lo
Une song de l'amour est une triste song
quelque places vous allez
Une song de l'amour est une triste song,
Quand l'amour is less
hi lili hi lili
hi lili hi lili
hi lili hi lili
Hi low."
Mais Oui!
tres bien!
kiss kiss mon petit shoe!
8)

Levitra
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Post by Levitra » September 27th, 2004, 9:11 am

Mizz Prynne,
Zee mademoiselles Cialis et Viagra
will be arrive on zee choo-choo soon!
Keep your voice in tune et
nous will be zinging avec tu!
C'est c'est bon! Oui?

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