Ballad of Paulie Tix

[mnaz]

Let me tell a story 'bout our Paulie Tix.
Poor trickster con barely kept his family fixed.
Then one day he went shootin' up the polls,
and up from the swamp came a bubblin' tool.

A phrase, that is.
Fool's gold.
Try the tea.

So, the first thing ya know old Paul's a billionaire.
The Paulie Tix folk said, "run for office there!"
They said Wash-ing-ton is the place ya oughta be,
so, he loaded up the truck and moved to D C.

[winddance]

love it. you should do an audio version

[mnaz]

Thanks, winddance. Silly little ditty. Every once in awhile I like to see what topic I can fit into the Ballad of Jed Clampett for mild amusement.

[mnaz]

Ha, I should've gone with "Paulie," not "Pauli." (Like Rocky's brother-in-law.)

Anyway, vote. Vote!