if you were actually cool, you'd already know this

[firsty]

but for those of you who arent, but want to be, i should tell you that kurt vonnegut is going to be on "the daily show" this evening. on comedy central at 11 pm. also, part 2 of its weeklong feature, "evolution, schmevolution." funny, funny stuff. hopefully, jon stewart will keep his trap shut long enough so that kv can really let us have it.