Friday night Football (pass the cunt please)

[iblieve]

Delay will say
God lights his way,
but all is dark,
and hark
its Friday night cheerleaders,
teenage breeders
preteen birth on the rise
spread them thighs
as the play goes down
knock his ass to the ground.
Raise you son to punt
and your daughters, a preppy cunt
I was the runt
of the litter,
but not a quitter
though I never made the team
cause I was a day later dream
and Delay said God loves me
but that can't be
see
my God gave man
the finger and a plan
to work it out himself,
the book on the shelf
dust covered truth too tight
get that running back right
the quarterback is white
cause blacks can't think
in the south
loud bigot mouth
full of tobacco
shouting go team go
and pass the young ho
when you're through,
with a cold brew.

[iblieve]

well guess no one likes football, or the use of the word cunt, lmao

[Doreen Peri]

Personally, I HATE that word.

If I had the ability to remove it from the English language, I would do it.



I think it is the most demeaning, insulting, ugly word a person can use to refer to a woman or her beautiful genitilia.

I guess you had to find something to rhyme with punt.

[iblieve]

Yea but also in the poem it is used as such because I wanted to portray the way those good old boys view it, you know you hear them talking that macho shit about what they'd do if they had a young cunt. I found it disgusting and this is the jest of the poem, was meant to be offensive. Thanks doreen and you're right I love pussy and use it more often, my second favorite word. LOL "C"

[Doreen Peri]

Yeah, I know how it's used and I know you were mocking how the "good old boys" view it and all that macho shit and I know you didn't mean to be offensive.

I was mostly commenting on your comment to your own poem, not the poem itself.

One more comment on your comment (not the poem). I'm not too fond of football, either..... mostly because my ex-husband used to blast the TV when any football game was on, including college games, and those announcers voices make me cringe! They are LOUD even if the tv volume isn't turned up. Plus, he'd have 2 TVs going at the same time with two games on and another game on the radio. It was a bit much.

But I do LOVE the football player's costumes! The ass pads and shoulder pads are to die for! As far as the actual game goes, I especially LOVE the huddles! Mmmmm.....

The only poem I wrote about football was about Steven Tyler's halftime show several years ago. Gimme 'dem Tyler lips! Lemme see if I can find the poem. I'll post it here for ya!

(I love pussies, too. My poor kittycat, Wink, got sick, left home and never came back. When we get back from the ocean, we're going to get another one)

[Doreen Peri]

I found it! It was Aerosmith on stage with Brittney Spears and the Backstreet Boys or some other boy group and it was a riot.... 'cause those kids could NOT keep up with Steven Tyler ... they were in their 20's and he was in his 50's and it was just sooooooo awesome! What a pro he is! Sexy as hell, too! Poor Brittney.... and that poor boy group.... it was laughable! They looked so lost... like amatuers running outa breath! Anyway, here's the poem.... dedicated to da man!
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walk this way
way past half time
steven gimme them tyler lips
sing me strong and sweet
let me have your sex
inspect me
with your dynamics
you ARE rock'n'roll!
jump me and bring
jagger along
for the ride
'cause there's
nothin' but
longevity
in your stride
and those kids
can't keep up
with you!

gimme those lips!
walk this way, baby!
you've got me aero'ed
in on ya!
there's nothin'
half time about it!

[stilltrucking]

You got these stereotypes in your head; white trash hillbilly rednecks bull shit

cause blacks can't think
in the south

yeah right, all in the south
we are all such enlightened beings in the great northwest. I tell you I met more racists in Ilwaco WA than I have in montgomery Alabama. the underground railroad is defunct. Not just a southern problem
look in your own back yard.


edited but I wanted to delete it. in a bad mood, just looking for a fight, too much blood in my sugar stream. I supppose I led a sheltered life. just tired of stereotypes

[Dave The Dov]

dp - "Sweeeeeeeeeeeet Emotion" I thank you for that totally rockin' poem!!!!

ib - I like football but I don't like that "word"!!!!
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[hester_prynne]

Well, I dig yere poem ibelieve. I always dig your writing.

This one portrays the good ol boys very well, exposes their scrotumesque smelly testosterone antics rather nicely, as well as their idiotic overamped cries of "cunt go get ME ME ME a snack".
Heh.

Football is a venue I totally cannot stand. It's a violent game, be you a player or a spectator. It pays ridiculous amounts of money into shallow corporations, and overamps male egos to an even more pitiful level, while promoting the usual degradation of women and idolatry of beer and puke.
And even worse, women pretend they think it's "cute" to see their "little boys" having fun.
Yeah, if you like gorillas.

H

[iblieve]

First off Doreen, yes I saw that half time show and thought it was pretty good and if Tyler was a woman his lips would definitely interest me, lmao. Great poem my friend.

Still truckin it aint stereotyping, I lived in the south and I am proud of my heritage of being a southern boy but I be damned if I will turn my back on racism or on the hypocritical uses of our young girls as sex objects for horny old men with too much to drink. You are right it is prevalent in the north too but you ever been to a high school football game on a Friday night in Texas, I have. they'll let them boys kill themselves to win the state championship. But as far as hating southern people most of them are awesome, just the bigots and assholes turn my stomach.

Now here is the point I want to make. As a writer I learned a long time ago words can trigger reactions, and I will use any words in the English language if it fits the theme of my story or gets people fired up. Read your comments and see if you disagree, the word cunt pushed a lot of buttons. It’s all a matter of perspective, cunt pussy and vagina mean the same thing, that glorious little sex organ women possess that God did an amazing job on. Me I hate vagina, too goddamn clinical, I love the word pussy it just rolls off the lips. LMAO. So we sometimes take certain words too seriously.

I really from the bottom of my heart thank all of you for your views, they are all as relevant as mine. I fear the day when some views or words become illegal and the way its going my ass will be the first to go to jail.
"C"

[stilltrucking]

speaking about stereo types and football
It seemed to me that a couple years ago about half the University of Nebraska foot ball team were convicted rapists. I used to love football, but I grew up in a much more innocent age. Or maybe it was just more hidden back then. When I think of Delay I think insects. He will always be the Orkin man to me. We live in the midst of such decadence and corruption. Give them hell.

I am a southerner too. But a southern Jew. that makes a difference. not to sound racists, but we never fit in. If there was not a black man to lynch, you could always find a Jew. Getting elected was easy, just bitch about the blacks. But I can't forget that the good old boy and girl from New York and Massachusets voted for the war. While the racist Byrd from WVA voted against it.

Senate approves Iraq war resolution
Administration applauds vote
Friday, October 11, 2002 Posted: 12:35 PM EDT (1635 GMT)


WASHINGTON (CNN) -- In a major victory for the White House, the Senate early Friday voted 77-23 to authorize President Bush to attack Iraq if Saddam Hussein refuses to give up weapons of mass destruction as required by U.N. resolutions.

Sen. Robert Byrd, D-West Virginia, attempted Thursday to mount a filibuster against the resolution but was cut off on a 75 to 25 vote.

Byrd had argued the resolution amounted to a "blank check" for the White House.

"This is the Tonkin Gulf resolution all over again," Byrd said. "Let us stop, look and listen. Let us not give this president or any president unchecked power. Remember the Constitution."

For all those righteous yankees like Hilary and John

Now watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
Tell the truth

Give them hell C,
just remember I am a old grouchy man, I was looking for a fight today. just picking on you. this is a board I should leave alone. not a creative bone in my body, well maybe one, my wish bone.
The Exterminator
http://www.studioeight.tv/phpbb/viewtop ... 1897#31897

[iblieve]

Interesting articles my friend, the war is catching up with BUsh expect bombshells any day now. loL.