I walked into a bar,
Sat next to a blond fox,
Looked her up and down
Then gandered at my watch.
She looked at me and asked:
"Is your date just running late?"
I said I didn't have one,
I wasn't here to wait.
I said I bought this new watch,
It has telepathy,
It says "You're not wearing panties,
And this I'd like to see."
She replied with sympathy,
"Your watch is simply wrong,
Because I'm wearing panties,
Though it's just a thong."
I shook my head in disbelief,
And told my lady friend,
"This stupid watch is one hour fast,
I'll set it back till "then"....
Telepathic Timex
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