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Post by Perdida » November 16th, 2007, 6:28 pm

Wow! this is goooood, really really goooood.

smiling wide, fantastic Joel.

Have missed reading you

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Post by e_dog » November 17th, 2007, 10:57 pm

vagina dentata.

look that up on wikipedia and follow the link -- prepare to have yer mindblown.
I don't think 'Therefore, I am.' Therefore, I am.

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Post by Totenkopf » November 18th, 2007, 4:24 pm

Ah yes Vagina Dendata a rather traditional uh trope as the uh Literary buttboys say. So Rev. Joel sort of upholding tradition with his poetical piety regarding Pussay, as it were. Where'd the Rev. J. sneak off too? Ordainment and he, he abandoned the S8 gentiles--- He done separated the chaff from the wheat!

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Post by e_dog » November 18th, 2007, 4:35 pm

Not justa trope no more. Theres some real ones bein invented down in South Africa.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-rape_female_condom
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Post by Totenkopf » November 18th, 2007, 4:43 pm

Ouchie.

They need a Anal Dendata then too, since one might like , well, be condemned to choose another port of entry. 8)


(looks like sound idea, maybe. But carrying a 9mm might suffice as well)

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Post by jimboloco » November 19th, 2007, 2:42 pm

i would think a vaginal anti-rape condom would be easier to wear than an anal one
in my medical experience i believe that the colon is more sensitive to tearing
but it is an interesting concept
a real bite-back pussy for sure!

notwithstanding the obvious reference to imperialist destiny referred to in the poem.
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yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]

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Post by e_dog » January 30th, 2008, 12:43 am

now, that's not quite a date movie. check out the recommended other films at the end.
from fandango.com

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Teeth
Opened January 18, 2008 | Runtime: 1 hr. 28 min.
Rdisturbing sequences involving sexuality and violence, language and some drug useDawn (Jess Weixler) is an active member of her high-school chastity club but, when she meets Tobey (Hale Appleman), nature takes its course, and the pair answer the call. They suddenly learn she is a living example of the vagina dentata myth, when the encounter takes a grisly turn.
Cast: Jess Weixler, John Hensley, Josh Pais, Hale Appleman, Ashleigh Springer
Director: Mitchell Lichtenstein
Genres: Horror Comedy, Sex Horror, Horror
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Trailer: Teeth (1:43) More Photos Movie Photos
Critic Reviews"...gutsy and original, and it makes Juno look positively tame by comparison. "
Los Angeles Times

- Carina Chocano
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Post by jimboloco » January 30th, 2008, 12:50 pm

stuck together like dawgs in heat
spray em with cold water from a hose
an octupus is like that
a real bite back pussy
all oral
[color=darkcyan]i'm on a survival mission
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]

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Post by Totenkopf » February 2nd, 2008, 3:58 pm

Ah yeah way dread pussay poesy here.

Whatevah happened to the Joel, Pious Poeta-preacher of S8?? Must be savin' some souls.......................

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