Mitt? who would name their son Mitt?

[Doreen Peri]

arghhhhh... this guy's got his eyes on celebrity status or sumthin

what a jerk

Vote NO and hurry!

Ugh.

[e_dog]

that's Mitthew.

if his running mate is named Geoff tey can called

Mitt & Geoff.

Romney's a spaceage gangsta.

Vote Mike Huckabee!

[jimboloco]

Mitt Romney As Doll
Calvin Trillin

Yes, Mitt's so slick of speech and slick of garb, he
Reminds us all of Ken, of Ken and Barbie--
So quick to shed his moderate regalia,
He may, like Ken, be lacking genitalia.

http://www.thenation.com/doc/20080121/trillin

Willard Mitt Romney (born March 12, 1947)

not only is he Mitt
he's also Willard
he is too stupid to use his first name
tho his noble nose is pillared
a column down the mittle
of his withered brain
for dollars without sense
his sense is too dense.

[hester_prynne]

Mitt mitt
yo shit
bonana fanna
so twit
zit vine
no tit,
mi itt!

H

[Arcadia]

M.I.T? Massachussets Institute of Tecnology-Tecnology??? weird...
I would call him Francesco!

[e_dog]

Riffin' off of Hes' song:

Mitt mitt bull shit
banana fanna fo fit
yo hairdo is a bit
like that of a twit
Mi-itt

Mike mike no dike
bandana wanna grow spkie
me my mo bike
Mi'ike

let's do Hillary . . .

[Totenkopf]

Mit Moroni does have the support of Donny and Marie.

Sweet Jenna Jameson's for Hillary Dillary (ah, think of the possibilities....).

Ron Jeremy's pulling for the Huckster we read.

Good baptist top-man putting his
shoulder to the wheel.

Larry Flynt write-in still a possibility.

Can ah, ah get a witness?? Se lah

[jimboloco]

in nursing we use witnesses when we have to waste drugs
like, i gotta give 1 milogram of dilaudid
i need a witness

wasted in solitude
no waste like the present