tough as nails and smooth as silk
i stay crispy, even in milk
i'm a roadrunner baby
the big kahuna,
i put the sauce on conte luna
i'm a froot loop , a loop garoo
there ain't nothing i won't do
...and yet
i have a soft side
call me mr. sensitive
i prance about the buttercups
i have a dozen poodle pups
bingo with my grammy dear
i put lemon in my beer
a crepe suzette with no regrets
but don't cross me
don't mess with my sister
i'm a redhot scorchin fever blister
i'm one of the monkeys
yes i'm a believer
saints be praised
yes i'm a believer
tough as nails and smooth as silk
i stay crispy, even in milk
crispy critter
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crispy critter
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westie bestie, be my valentine!
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It is hard to be humble when you are crispy good.
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I am happy you are easy dino
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I loved this one too.
Stupendous
I feel like I saw the conception of this poem.
On mnaz's thread on creative I am humbler than you
dino wrote:
the poem
Or the jam?
Enquiring minds want to know.
I read a novel about a guy who worked for a tabloid. The author is Donald E. Westlake, I forgot the title.
In the novel he wrote articles like
"The beer and pototo chip diet"
Stupendous
I feel like I saw the conception of this poem.
On mnaz's thread on creative I am humbler than you
dino wrote:
Which came firsti'm so humble i fumble as i mumble. i stay crispy even in milk.
the poem
Or the jam?
Enquiring minds want to know.
I read a novel about a guy who worked for a tabloid. The author is Donald E. Westlake, I forgot the title.
In the novel he wrote articles like
"The beer and pototo chip diet"
Free Rice
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yep - http://www.conteluna.com/
i liked that line, too
and
"tough as nails and smooth as silk
i stay crispy, even in milk"
and
"i'm a froot loop , a loop garoo"
and
"bingo with my grammy dear
i put lemon in my beer"
and
"i prance about the buttercups
i have a dozen poodle pups"
and
"a crepe suzette with no regrets"
and
"but don't cross me
don't mess with my sister
i'm a redhot scorchin fever blister"
geez.... did I quote the whole thing?
this begs to be read aloud
matter of fact, i just did and i'm the only one in the room.
glad for that 'cause otherwise, somebody would think i'm nuts
chanting shit like that outloud
i liked that line, too
and
"tough as nails and smooth as silk
i stay crispy, even in milk"
and
"i'm a froot loop , a loop garoo"
and
"bingo with my grammy dear
i put lemon in my beer"
and
"i prance about the buttercups
i have a dozen poodle pups"
and
"a crepe suzette with no regrets"
and
"but don't cross me
don't mess with my sister
i'm a redhot scorchin fever blister"
geez.... did I quote the whole thing?
this begs to be read aloud
matter of fact, i just did and i'm the only one in the room.
glad for that 'cause otherwise, somebody would think i'm nuts
chanting shit like that outloud
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