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Totenkopf wrote:The Huckabee affair sort of demonstrates that "contextual" view of politics: Huckabilly and the GOP good ol boys may suck, but given the Clinton machine, and the Dixiecrats, they don't suck quite as much. I don't trust conservative xtians, but that doesn't mean one trusts statist liberals instead, does it?

This is interesting. Hucksterbilly/God, Inc. sucks less because of the Clinton machine?

And as long as we're talking "no clear dichotomy" here, how much of a "statist" dichotomy is there between the left and right anymore? Government just keeps getting more bloated and intrusive under both left and right-- it's just the right doesn't bother to fund anything with tax revenue. Hell, the GOP is using the military as its very own multinational corporate enforcing arm. Good stuff.

vote for a real conservative: vote hillarity

Or Barak Osama.

or Johnnyboy Eddiewards.

long live the republicanpartay. Hey.

Candidate named Obama
not it seems from Alabama.
gonna make Hill'y his veep
though campaigns aren't cheap.
He'll focus the fight 'gainst Osama.

Huck'bee's from Arkansas
now, that's different state from Kansas.
But Repubs are sly
an' they help their guy
even 'f they must voter canvas.

Whoa Huck Chuckabilly used to slap da 4-strang! Now imagine Huck puts on some olde platforms, a silver 'fro, and cape, and thumps out a righteous "Shake yr Groove Thang" on a Fender we might consider voting for him.

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yah when he ain't shooting peasants
he's sayin things pleasants
like "quit digging yer grave with a knife and a fork"
as he cut down on his slabs of salt pork
and is now known as the slim dude with babtist accoutrements
with gawd on his side hell drive us all nutz!

we knew he was a White bassist.

New Campaign Sing-A-Song

Ye've a friend
in Miiiiiiiiiiike Huckabee
Nooooooooooo
Schmuck-be-he!

Heeeeeee's
protuctin' thee
Miiiiiiiiiike
Huckabee, Huckabee Mike Huck

a
bee

[repeat 99 times]

This is Outrageous!

Tim Russert : Why would you link homosexuality with sadomasochism, pedophilia and necrophilia?

Mike Huckabee: Well, what I was pointing out is all of these are deviations from what has been the traditional concept of sexual behavior and men and women having children, raising those children in the context of a, of a traditional marriage and family.

democracynow.org

first of all, sadomasochism is the basis of traditional marryage. and pedophilia, that s a family value.

and what is more Christian than necrophilia? don't you think nuns love Jesus, who died for their sins, they who refrain from havin' childrin to celebrate him in wholy communion?

and what is more Christian than necrophilia?

It's a Gott-given RIGHT. End the Oppression of the Nekro- Peoples!

(serio, ee-dog, Chuckabea hardly sounds more phundie-like than say Rev. Obama, who spent all fall 2007 pitching his Faith and Phamily tour. Yeah I agree the statements you quoted are f-ed up, but google for some of the bon mots of BO, who more or less gave into the protestants. Your own jokes about pedophilia might offend some, however)

-- What's so wrong with pedophilia? Everyone loves a good foot massage?
-- Fetish?
--No, Irish.
-- I'm Danish.
-- Don't say that around the cops, they're liable to eat you.

FROM THE NEWEST MARX BROS. FILM ENTITLED "mARX bROS.' Fear n Loathing on the Campaign Trail of Mike Huckabee"

Chuck Norris or Clint Eastwood for defense secretary of Chuckabee Admin.

Make my day, Putin, you punk. You feel lucky? Well,do ya?


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Johnly Edwards is a decent boy if too country for the urban dems. He's a bit of a wussy like but as close to traditional, secular dem in the race (Kucinich is a catholic ratboy, regardless of his leftist hype). Edwards sounds fairly socialistic--and is not the media-corporate darling that Kid Obama is. JE's favorite flick is Dr Strangelove. But he probably won't make it with the soccer mommy union, which takes orders from Chairperson Oprah. Id vote for Hillarity over Kid BO.

mebbe we'll have an all arKansaw jammm

i got eat up by chiggers once in arKansaw

Dennis must have a big wand tho
look at thhe lady he's sportin
if he's a ratboy then
you must know
ich bin ein Mercedez

you wanna outlaw abortion
ok
then feed the babes

and foor someone so blessed with a basick educashun
surely you'ld like ta see th masses go to pre-sckhule
with guillermo richardson

and as far as razzin putin
at least he sells air defense to iran
my old pilot training roomie musseholi lives there
on the watch for asn attack from us

problem is that when we devalue ourselves
with inappropriate abuse of military power
we loose out of the opps
the special ops
when we need that validation man
to counter tyranny
like darfur
and al-kayduh ragings also
with genuine world body support
like
is that so stupid or what


besides
chuck norris was a reamf
bis brother died in vietnam,
chuckie was military police in korea
probly never smoked a joint
tho i do agree his personal discipine is good
but his focus is narrow
zen don't always enlighten
sometimes it confines
he's got nice pearlies tho

but we'll seee

hilarity is ok for me
but barack is the third world
what we will need someday
a bridge to reality

time fer some caffee
thanks fer making my morning smile!

Kucinich himself opposed abortion for quite some time.

Anyways a popular vote offers no more assurances of political value (e.g., that the best or most qualified, competent person will win) than a show of hands to a problem in Stats 101 at Bonehead JC indicates the right answer to the problem. All part of the great Bingo Parlor of Democracy.

Totenkopf wrote:All part of the great Bingo Parlor of Democracy.

Say it ain't so.