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welcome wolfie
always room for another old fart

mark,
let me tell you about whoopie cushions
they are full of hot air
real old farts
are made of pure methane

goin' out to buy some acytelene
and really fire it up....wired man
welding open for buisiness in
Poe Alley...Sowebo, U.S.A.

Who's an old fart???? Why that's just a state of mind!!!!
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I feed my canary FARTZ MOUNTAIN . . .


Dave Barry, when he turned 50 ,started telling some wonderful old-timer jokes.

You know why old guys hike up their pants so high, so that their belt is at the level of their nipples, practically?

So that if they have to undergo an emergency cardiac bypass operation, the surgeon can just work right through their unzipped fly . . .


Barry also said you have left youth and childhood when you stop making the centerpiece of your conversation speculations on what would happen if you set one of those big plastic gallon milk jugs on fire and instead concentrate in conversation on the seven warning signs of colon cancer . . .



--Z

Old farts are us! (she said, farting proudly, as ben franklin suggests we do)

You can teach an old fart new tricks but you can't cure the smell.

I love old farts.
(You knew that)

H

Z-ko,

I love the Garrison Keillor bit about getting old:

"Used to be, on a night like this, we would be taking acid and looking for the hip new joint.
Now we're taking antacids and thinking about a new hip-joint."

what do old farts' underwear and limousines have in common?



grey poupon

knip wrote:what do old farts' underwear and limousines have in common?



grey poupon

I dont get it. Must be one of those elderly jokes..

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezeee..


where's my pills?

My daughter has a paper banner taped to the top of our monitor.....it says.....Old and wise? Forget it.

Scoot - there was a TV ad for grey poupon where one guy passes a jar to another guy, limousine to limousine.... like grey poupon is the mustard for the well-to-do.... And it's also - grey poop on.

scooter obviously doesn't have teenage kids


that he knows of, anyway

Hey you old knipper fart! How are you? Where are you these days....? You jammin? I"m gonna go jammin I think.....

By the way, maybe if you'd spelled it gray poop on, it might have been more understandable. Some may not know that gray poopon is a mustard spelled like this Grey Poupon. Or maybe the joke just plain isn't funny but I laughed!......

heh

H

I found this on a work of art I think it would be appropriate for here.

We will start our journey
as children But I fear we
will finish it old
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