Studio8 - Uniting the Arts

you all are cracking me up
that wasn't a first line,
that was @doreen and sasha

ok ok, so -

'Shrimp at Midnight' could be either a paint sample name or a Chinese menu item.

Real-time was a blur for Jack.

'I knew I loved him when I saw him use beer to clean chili off his sweatshirt.'

Professor Jankowski wasn't really a pig, he was foreign, and didn't understand the implications of telling his female student, "Boobs and brains , you are going to go far!!"

He'd made expensive mistakes before but this one was cheap. It only cost him $25 and his freedom.

I met Mary on the southernmost beach on her very first day in Key West, but when I called out her name the next day to say hello, she said i'm sorry, my name is Joan.

It was in Paris that it all started.....

Once upon a time there was The End.

Two wrongs don't make a right, Rodney reflected, but three rights do make a left.

They called her Miss Pickles because of her ability to find metaphors for life in fermented vegetables.

The man in the moon didn't get his way.....

Dobermann called to warn me about the snow squall.

Jack was the kind of man that used a toothbrush to clean out the treads of the tires on his stallion-black pickup truck.

This is a short sentence.

In retrospect, Farnsworth was forced to admit that smuggling the whoopee cushion into the vicar's party might not have been the best idea he'd had that night.