Studio8 - Uniting the Arts

am I the wrong one Diana? Oh poo. Not again. Well, where's the .38

--k

p.s Was I funny that time?

pelerine has been in comedy clubs for years and years, and she will be the first one to tell you that women simply arent as funny as men.

I was talking about perlerine. I think it is bullshit or maybe he is just pulling my leg. Again.

I thought jamelah was the only person on litkicks with a Palestinian grandmother. But apparently I was wrong.

all women are comics... we're the best at slapstick... people just haven't noticed it yet.

--k

Of couse they are best at slap stick. It looks easy but it takes practice

And they have had a lot of that.

Yes Sometimes You Do Have To Slap a Woman Around Before You Can Stick It To Her And Make Her Appreciate Just How Funny Men Can Be.

I bet O. J. snapped some jocks in his day.

I dread group minds. Group minds among men or group minds among women. I am ashamed of myself for saying this one was funny. I lied to you Clay. I suppose I was just trying to be nice. Sometimes I am such a nice guy I hate myself in the morning.

Diana Moon Glampers wrote: Sometimes I am such a nice guy I hate myself in the morning.

Well said.

--k

i thought you were a lady
you're so schlapschtik
an ya thinks i ain't noticed?

who'd you think was a lady? We're all men here, ace.

--k

Nonsense.

If you're funny, you're funny. End of story. Blood, or no blood. Penis, or not. Fuck statistics.

stilltrucking wrote:

pelerine has been in comedy clubs for years and years, and she will be the first one to tell you that women simply arent as funny as men.

I was talking about perlerine. I think it is bullshit or maybe he is just pulling my leg. Again.

I thought jamelah was the only person on litkicks with a Palestinian grandmother. But apparently I was wrong.

are you saying that what i'm saying is bullshit? or that pel believes is bullshit? or that something about palestine what?

you're funnier as a chick, dude. i'll give you that. you also make more sense as a chick.

but, still, chicks aint as funny. that dont mean they aint good at slappin some stick. or schlapping some shtick.

milton berle, that chick was fucking hilarious.

That is pretty funny firsty. You are asking me what I said? It beats me firsty. I only write this crap. Do you expect me to read it too?


I am still a guy Kyla but they are hanging by a very thin thread. I expect my voice to go up a couple of octaves any day now. If you are a guy then I am most definitely gay. You are one beautiful guy.

DMG is me. Not sure if you knew that. I had to give my muse a face. I like her face a lot, even if she is too dumb to live.

Diana Moon Glampers character. God Bless You Mister Rosewater, Kurt Vonnegut

"a sixty-eight-year-old virgin who, by almost everybody's standards, was too dumb to live. No one had ever loved her. There was no reason why anybody should. She was ugly, stupid, and boring."