Internet vs. In-person

Post by **Arcadia** » August 28th, 2008, 4:23 pm

arcadia I will post a clip from the jerry springer show because I hope you don't know anything about it. I would hate to think our decadent culture has made to Argentina and the show is on there in Spanish.

gracias, s-t!! but I guess it´s not necessary!!!!!!!

Post by **hester_prynne** » August 30th, 2008, 1:44 am

I come to the internet cuz I don't have any real life friends.
I'm too ugly for most people, they run when they see me. And I have bad breath and body odor and my butt stinks outloud.
Even my car groans when I get in.
I'm human garbage.

You guys are the only friends I have.
Please don't go away....
H

Post by **stilltrucking** » August 30th, 2008, 1:57 am

The internet is better than real life. On the web I am six foot two weigh 190 pounds, my teeth are pearly white, I have a forty foot sailboat, a lear jet, a ferrari, and I have a home on the private island I own in the Pacific.

In real life I have a 1995 Mazda with 175 thousand miles, my teeth are in a glass by my bed, I weigh 250 pounds, and I live in a shack by the railroad tracks, I got a hundred bucks in the bank, and my dog hates me.

And life is still beautiful
even so

Post by **hester_prynne** » August 30th, 2008, 2:42 am

Ooooo Wheee, an I love ya still!!!!!!!

H

Post by **constantine** » August 30th, 2008, 8:09 am

i have retired from the corporeal and let my photons do the talking.