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Ballad of Pauli Tix

Posted: October 23rd, 2026, 1:40 pm
by mnaz
Let me tell a story 'bout our Pauli Tix.
Poor trickster con barely kept his family fixed.
Then one day he went shootin' up the polls,
and up from the swamp came a bubblin' tool.

A phrase, that is.
Fool's gold.
Try the tea.

So, the first thing ya know old Paul's a billionaire.
The Pauli Tix folk said, "run for office there!"
They said Wash-ing-ton is the place ya oughta be,
so, he loaded up the truck and moved to D C.

Re: Ballad of Pauli Tix

Posted: October 24th, 2026, 11:19 am
by winddance
love it. you should do an audio version

Re: Ballad of Pauli Tix

Posted: October 27th, 2026, 4:20 pm
by mnaz
Thanks, winddance. Silly little ditty. Every once in awhile I like to see what topic I can fit into the Ballad of Jed Clampett for mild amusement.