WANTED: Poets

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e_dog
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WANTED: Poets

Post by e_dog » February 16th, 2007, 4:42 am

WANTED: Poets

To write erotic poems
addressed to or about the
Bush administration.

Some sample titles,
first lines:
I don't think 'Therefore, I am.' Therefore, I am.

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mnaz
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Post by mnaz » February 16th, 2007, 7:09 am

... and then I felt his rock-hard morals brush my thigh...

Nahh... no good.

... the messiah puts his pants on one ass at a time,
and downs his magic brew and beans for breakfast,
and farts collateral damage into the microphone by noon.

the messiah takes a lot of vacations in the south;
ahh sweet relief, except they never cut off his mike.
he putters about and says folksy things about armageddon.

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Post by mnaz » February 16th, 2007, 2:05 pm

i protect the murr-can peeples
with beerr can steeples.
i fite the turr-rists
with guns n' tour-rists.

fite 'em over here, fite 'em over dere,
stand up sit down, fite fite fite.
fee fie foe fum
he lie hoe hum.

one for the money, two for the dough,
three for the money, four for the dough,
five for the money, six for the dough,
seven for the money, and so it go.

free-dum in my ass,
free-dum in my peck,
war sex war sex feck feck feck.
turr-ror in my nostril,
turr-ror in my nose,
warsexwarsexwarsex hoes.

and so it goes.

well, it ain't "erotic"...... but screw it.
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Post by stilltrucking » February 16th, 2007, 2:36 pm

My president has the cleanest crotch in town

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Post by mnaz » February 16th, 2007, 5:16 pm

geeee

that last post of mine wasn't very respectful, was it?

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Post by stilltrucking » February 16th, 2007, 6:38 pm

Maybe you need some inspiration

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http://www.superlaugh.com/1/bushgirl.htm

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Post by e_dog » February 17th, 2007, 4:59 am

Thats so traumatizing. I need to wash my mind.
I don't think 'Therefore, I am.' Therefore, I am.

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