Top Ten Reasons Why I Hate Christmas

[Lightning Rod]

Top Ten Reasons Why I Hate Christmas:

10. The ecological horror of wrapping paper.

9. eggnog hangovers

8. assembly required

7. video game music.

6. fruit cake

5. gifts that you have no use for but feel obligated to store for at least a year.

4. the mistletoe ambush

3. even if it doesn't fit, wear it anyway

2. all the good bars and restaurants are closed

1. The bill is in the mail

[Doreen Peri]

Top Ten Reasons Why I Love Christmas

10. Beautiful music.

9. The scents of specialty dishes cooking.

8. A breakfast egg nog toast.

7. Scented candles.

6. Colorful lights illuminating the night.

5. Fresh homemade banana bread & pecan puffs rolled in confectionary sugar.

4. Evergreen scents.

3. Watching their eyes when they open a gift I carefully chose or made.

2. Old friends, distant family coming together.

1. The feelings of hope and love in the comfort of home.

[Doreen Peri]

i can't find the flour sifter.

banana bread and pecan puffs will have to wait until tomorrow... gotta go buy another one.

Reason 11 why I love Christmas ....

11- you can make it last all week until new years.....

[Anonymous-one]

About eggnog :

Have you ever noticed , it tastes the same going down as it does coming up .

Merry ( i hate) chritsmas day to you L-R.

And to you Doreen ; A Merry Christmas .


A-O.

[Kreddible Trout]

you know... i think fruit cake is a myth. I've only ever seen the stuff on the shelf at the grocery store. No one in my family has ever given one or got one as a gift. We've never had it on the dinner table. I've never eaten a slice. never seen a package of it opened. I think it was created by stand-up comedians and talk radio hosts for material.
Merry Decemberween.