this mouse in my kitchen
evolving quicker than I am,
they tell you you can't build a better mousetrap
that its simplicity is botticellian
yet this mouse will have none of that shit
he eats everything in my pantry
that hasn't been stored in a strongbox
guarded by an electric fence
with razor wire on top
this gray little einstein
eschews the delicious peanut butter
I have generously left for him
albeit on a spring-loaded dinner table
a bountiful portion,I tell you
this rodent is breathing rarefied air
no matter how I tempt him
he fully understands the dangers
of trusting men
mensa mouse club
mensa mouse club
If you do not change your direction
you may end up where you are heading
you may end up where you are heading
Re: mensa mouse club
I had them too. Wiped them out. Took ages. Fine poem.
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Re: mensa mouse club
fun story...
let me tell you about 23 flying squirrels... in the house... one day
w
let me tell you about 23 flying squirrels... in the house... one day
w
many is a word
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