Well, our former governor of the great state of Illinois, Republican, George Ryan is cooling his heels in the pokey becuse of multiple coruption convictions.
And our current governor, Democrat, Rod Blagojevich was just arrested and is being held by the FBI, no less, for essentially trying to sell the senate seat being left behind by Barack Obama.
In Chicago we now have the highest sales tax in the naiton due in part because the Cook County Board President, Todd Stroger, Jr. took over the position during his father's re-election campaing after his father suffered a massive stroke and the party tried to cover the whole thing up. So our wonderful mayor now uses Stroger, Jr. as a pawn to jack our taxes up.
And we also are home to Jesse Jackson, Jeremiah Wright and the always popular Louis Farrakhan.
And that is just the tip of the iceberg. Yeah. Try to top that! Louisiana and West Virginia ain't got nuthin' on the Land of Lincoln.
Illinois is a fucking joke. In my next life, I'm living somewhere nice. Like Boca.
