Tune for Occupations

[Lightning Rod]

Ah, I remember the day when you were either a butcher a baker or a candlestick maker.

Here is a list of occupations that I received in my email box today from an online degree program:

Social Worker, Graphic Designer, Teacher, Psychologist, Criminal Investigator, Project Manager, HR Officer, Bounty Hunter, Counselor, Network Specialist, Patient Advocate, Paralegal, Health Care Management, Manager, Accountant, CPA, Therapist, Engineer, Police, Deputy Assistant to Bounty Hunter, Para Paralegal, Liason Therapist to Healthcare Investigator, Network Counselor for Graphic Social Work, Flipping Hamburgers, Executive Assistant for Hamburger Flipper Management Police. etc.

All I wanted to be when I was growing up was a loafer and a writer.

I didn't see a degree for poets on there anywhere.