Comparative Religion (revised)

[Lightning Rod]

the atheist girls are ok
long on logic, short on passion
the agnostics give better head
but they rarely have a sense of fashion

catholics and fundamentals are the best
they are hesitant but willing and repressed

the hindu girls just drive me wild with their
kama kama kama kama
kama kama kama kama sutra

I've tried kinky scientologists
acupuncturists, astologists
methodists have good method
jewish maidens are great in the kibbutz

I did a turn with a druze
muslims come in 72's
I almost gave up religion for lent
but in the mornings my sheet was a tent

then there was the gnarly gnostic
more esoteric than erotic
I can't find a shinto or a jain
and I'm sure a zoroastrian would
be out of the question
actually, if I was pickin'
I'd take a pagan or a wiccan

Every one of them is foxy
no matter what their orthodoxy

[K&D]

having a loving and tender moment I see....

[Lightning Rod]

ok, I revised it

count yourself lucky if you catch me in a tender moment

[Lightning Rod]

I keep tweaking this

[Nazz]

I can almost sing this to the tune of Back in the USSR.

I like. I like.

[justwalt]

this makes tears flow out of my eyes...

that was 5 minutes ago, when I got back up

from the floor !!! my gut hurts.

HOLY GUACAMOLE