Art of Seduction

[goldenmyst]

Art of Seduction

Maiden
Pray tell what is the nature of your deviance?

Knight
Prithee I should not disclose such matters to as young and innocent a maiden such as thee.

Maiden
Oh but what stay thy tongue?

Knight
Only the modesty duly observed with thy fair self.

Maiden
Well please let not my maiden countenance preclude thee.

Knight
Discretion is the better part of valor. Honor dictates my discourse. Thou art but a babe in matters of intimacy.

Maiden
Thou dost presume too much. My carnal knowledge is surely as depraved as your wildest imagination. No virgin am I.

Knight
Still twould be robbing the cradle to plunder the treasures of thy maidenhood.

Maiden
Oh thou art a coward. Twould be no villainous deed to taste of my fruits.

Knight
Thou art eloquent in thy speech and well versed in the art of persuasion. Yet what thou propose shall not transpire. Yet I must confess thou dost tempt my errant heart.

Maiden
Oh but then it shall be my womanly sport to seduce you.

Knight
Be thou a lass and sweet unto mine eyes, yet it shall not come to pass.

Maiden
But you speak too soon, for my wiles are stronger than your manly resolve.

Knight
I shall foil your wanton advances, surely as the sun shall rise.

Maiden
Then feel my hands in your hair, advancing invincibly as the tides.

Knight
Please mistress, do not entice me, with thy hands soft as down.

Maiden
Then I shall advance deeper into thy nether regions. I shall nibble thy ear and lick thy lips till you quiver with pleasure. I will ravish you with sugary kisses, till you beg for more.

Knight
I feel myself weakening. Have mercy upon my frail masculinity.

Maiden
Dost thou feel the burning in thy loins? Art thou succumbing to my marauding tongue? Ah, my fingers report thy arousal.

Knight
I plead thou not further unfetter my venal desires.

Maiden
Then I shall unfetter thy trousers. Ah, there now, much better. Behold, how majestic in its sovereign might, how noble in its stature.

Knight
Dear God, thou hast divested me of my dignity. Hast thou no shame woman? I implore thee, do not desecrate me further.

Maiden
Thou art bashful. Tis no disgrace for a man as well endowed as you to be put on display as my prize stud. Be thou assured, the course of my seduction shall not be stymied. I will pluck thy manhood like the strings of a lyre eliciting the melody of thy moans to my own delight.

Knight
I shall rally my strength thou Eve of man’s downfall; temptress who beguiles me into sin. I shall not be cast into the pit of hell by thy witches spell.

Maiden
Then I shall redouble my efforts. How does it feel when I touch you here and there?

Knight
My might hath proven weak. I am your plaything. Do with me as thou will.

Maiden
Such words bring sweetness to my ears. Now our frolic begins in earnest.

[Lightning Rod]

and this was written in what century? prithee?

[goldenmyst]

Your guess is as good as mine.