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Post by **Lightning Rod** » April 3rd, 2009, 2:28 pm

I'm changing my name to Count Dracula
I think it will sound quite spectaculah
I'll put pomade in my hair
show my fangs with flair
I'm changing my name to Count Dracula

I'm changing my name to Satan
real superstars only need one name
Madonna was already taken and Cher
Diddy never occurred to me, and
Prince and Seal and Moby
simply don't appeal to me
so, I'm changing my name to Satan

I'm changing my name to Bernie Madoff
since I'm bankrupt, since I am laid off
going to prison for my own protection
look at the books and make the corrections
I'm changing my name to Bernie Madoff

I'm changing my name, assuming an alias
don't want to be me anymore
too many debts, all the regrets
bad memories, bad poetry, stale cigarettes
they smell like stagnation
I'll take reincarnation
I'm changing my name to Destiny

Post by **Doreen Peri** » April 3rd, 2009, 2:53 pm

We're sorry but the names you have requested are already registered in our system. Please review the following suggestions:

count_dracula779

satan_lightning

bernie_madoff_rod09

Post by **silent woman** » April 3rd, 2009, 4:10 pm

Satan a good brand name.
No wonder it is taken.
I guess somebody already got Jesus L.L.C. too.

she is a hard woman, she don't even give you an emoticon to smile at

I have changed my name to silent-woman 67

sincerely
the member formerly known as stilltrucking

Post by **Doreen Peri** » April 3rd, 2009, 4:31 pm

Post by **stilltrucking** » April 3rd, 2009, 4:56 pm

I feel like I just watched an episode of loonytoons

all those animated gifs I mean

I wish wireman was here to see that.

bernie-madoff-rod09

I would grab it Clay. A man could make big bucks with that name.

I am sure I am not the first to notice his bat wing hair cut. right out of the comic book.

He also looks like the vampire uncle on the Adams Family.

I have always been a fan of bat shit crazy. I am sure that must be his defense strategy. Too many twinkies, or whatever.

satan_lightning

I like that too. I always said I would rather stand under a tree than next to you in a lightning storm. It seems to have an affinity for you.

Post by **Lightning Rod** » April 3rd, 2009, 10:05 pm

very clever response doreen
first time you've gotten a laugh out of me in a while

jack, when I change my name it will be Ambrose Bierce

Post by **Barry** » April 4th, 2009, 1:07 am

Yeah...life should be so easy. As you well know, one name to a customer.

You get what you pay for. Dude.

:):)

Peace,
Barry

Post by **tinkerjack** » April 4th, 2009, 4:45 am

I got this life, I never payed for, it was just a gift.

I have friends, brothers and sisters

never payed for that.

I got a shadow free and clear

yes time is money

I got this name from my avatar

he paid a hell of a price for it

but I got it free.

sincerely
stilltrucking

I would be mr troll
but he got that

four am and I am already stoned

call me charlie daniels maybe

ambrose bierce is a good name

or maybe H. L Mencken too.

or as we used to say to the bosses when we were all teamster brothers, back in the days of the international brother hood.
let me call you sweetheart.

Post by **Arcadia** » April 4th, 2009, 7:36 pm

well, I always had problems at home when someone called me also with the victorious-image part of my name!!!!!

Post by **mtmynd** » April 4th, 2009, 7:51 pm

simply call me name,
n-a-m-e
i'm tired of being just me
blame is accusatory
dame is just so feminine
fame is so expensive
game is overly playful
lame will only slow me down
mame is too damn theatrical
same? oh get serious...
tame is only for the wild
name will do just fine...

Post by **Lightning Rod** » April 4th, 2009, 8:04 pm

aw cec, don't give me that old 'I Am that I Am' routine....haha

what's in a name?

Hey You will get me.

Post by **mtmynd** » April 4th, 2009, 8:09 pm

"Hey You!" indeed...
far more fetched than
call me "when your headache's gone"

Post by **hester_prynne** » April 5th, 2009, 2:26 am

Destiny rides again!!!!
Yay!
H

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