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This is Constantine's artlog. He posted his poems in his own artlog forum for several years. He named the forum "Constantinople" and described it as "A byzantine journey through life's labyrinth."
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Post by constantine » May 20th, 2009, 12:41 am

in the alternate universe
the captain has a device
like a tv only different
it's like one of those security monitors
yeah! that's it
a security monitor
anyway, you turn this fucker on
and it sort of cruises the decks
you can see what's going on in engineering
you can check out bones in sick bay
you can even see the silurian yeoman
get boinked by the blue skinned ambassador
god i love when that happens!
but the best part
the part that gets me where i live
is the secret black button
that allows him to eliminate his enemies
he dials them in on the screen
and when he gets them centered
he pushes the black button
and their molecules are dispersed
in a process known as molecular dispersion
it's clean, it's final
and it hurts like a motherfucker
i'd kill for that machine
i'd use it right now
secretly (that's the best part!)
i think the power could drive me mad
but i'm willing to take that chance

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Post by still.trucking » May 20th, 2009, 3:41 am

I would like to have one mounted on the dashboard of my car, it would make road rage a more satisfying experience.

I think I must be a nice guy, cause I don't want to hurt anyone, I just want to kill them. No desire to see them suffer. I just want to see them dead.

.Fucking four wheelers

I think I would not be so sane with out my sense of humor. Even so it is a pleasant thought.

Who am I kidding, I am just a space hippie (my favorite episode)

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"Natural selection, as it has operated in human history, favors not only the clever but the murderous." Barbara Ehrenreich

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