drunk

[Axanderdeath]

I sat at the table alone and drinking out of my big mug of beer. I was at the bar about ten minutes before with my girl friend and her friends. We were talking about polotics.

-All everyone in the world has to do is mind thier own bussniss.

One of them said. I agreed with this, but I knew that it was imposible. So I saID.

-I think what we need is one country to take over the whole damn world. Even the US.

And the guy that thought we all should just "mind our own bussniss" told me to shut up. Then some one eles came to my defence.

-The best goverment is a dictatorship.

Which may be true. Although that is not what I was getting at.

Then he went on and started talking about Katherine the great. And how she drank a shot of cum each morning. We were all kind of drunk.

After the political yelling we went top look at my girl friend animation. Then they went to a friends house, and I went back to the bar, My girl friend stayed at the university to work on her animation.

At the bar a met a guy from my work. I was extremly drunk and walked around montreal with this work mate I hardly know and tried to steal unattended beer at different bars in montreal.

The guy needed a place to srtay so I said he could stay at my place. We got in and I did nopt tell my girlfriend that the guy was going to sleep on the couch. I grabed a bottle of whiskey and we drank ( the guy from work and I_) Then my gril friend got up and I had to tell the guy to leave.

My girlfriend and I got in a fight. but it is okay now...

[jimboloco]

Truth is stranger than fiction.