Everybody's a Star!

Post by **Doreen Peri** » February 13th, 2010, 4:05 am

Gotchyer Look@ME brand shinin'?
Gotta new hook? Gonna be on Color TV?
Are the film crews cruisin' up filmin' ya?
Purty darn cool, eh? Hey! Look at YOU!
Gotta blog, too? And a marketing guru advisor?
Are the size of your eyes bigger than the size
of your nouns? Verbs don't count, baayyyybee!
Getchyerself a flicker trick, a quick dip of an
oil stick, measure the depth of yer STICKY
stuff, tell me sweeetheart? Ain't ya had enough?
OR do ya wanna be a Reality Show Star?
Here's the spot! Just in case ya ARE
a HOT mamma, COOL daddy, beat golf caddy...
Camera's are circlin' in, bigtime bro and other kin,
THIS is your moment! This is IT! Get OUTA the car
and run, son... let GO of that wheel and GO, sista!
Everybody's a star, why aren't you? It's true!
You can have yer own brand and everything,
make a LOGO outa yerself (wealth be not proud)
as IF somebody's gonna BUY you up,
you slut, but oh OK I got carried away,
din't mean to call you names or nuthin' ....
HAHAHA! nahhh... you're not seeking stardom,
I was just kidding, of course....
Everybody's a Star! What could be worse?
Whew! Must be a curse!
I just KNEW you'd understand.
Damn. Don't brand me with a logo or nuthin', please!
I'm going to go eat a sandwich and watch TV.

Post by **Doreen Peri** » February 14th, 2010, 1:27 am

The TV show was pretty good!
I wasn't on it! The sandwich was
delish! No onions on it. Gawd it's great
bein' me! Dawg on it

Post by **hester_prynne** » February 14th, 2010, 1:44 am

It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad world alright.
I so dug this riffpoem Dor....
Happy Valentines day to us all eh?

H

Post by **Doreen Peri** » February 14th, 2010, 1:55 am

Thanks, Hest! Every day is LOVE day as far as I'm concerned....

To US... *clink*... cheers to you, sistah!

Post by **hester_prynne** » February 14th, 2010, 3:11 am

Clink back at yah sistah!

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Post by **constantine** » February 14th, 2010, 9:45 am

colonel klink is the man. this poem is a scream!

Everybody's a star, why aren't you? It's true!

Post by **mtmynd** » February 14th, 2010, 12:51 pm

some stars are so far out that
nobody will ever see them...
but they still shine, baby, they still shine.

Post by **Doreen Peri** » February 14th, 2010, 1:00 pm

Thanks, Dino.

Glad you liked it.

Cecil ... ain't it the truth?! Far out, dude.

Post by **Barry** » February 23rd, 2010, 4:17 pm

Carl Sagan never said "billions and billions." He said "millions of billions."

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Thank you for being you.

Peace,
Barry

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