Q: Where are you going?
A: Nowhere.
Q: Have you ever been there before?
A: Countless times.
Q: What's it like there?
A: I don't know.
Q: It seems you'd know if you've been there before. Why don't you know?
A: Nobody knows.
Q: Why not?
A: Because it's nowhere.
Q: What's there?
A. Nothing.
Q: Oh, I see. Are you sure?
A: No. How could I be?
Q: Wait a minute! I'm the one asking the questions!
A: Are you sure?
Q: No.
A: Why not?
Q: I don't know.
A: Is that a question?
Q: No.
A: OK thank you.
