sign on the bottom line ( viewer discretion advised )

[saw]

I can't afford to die
my mastercard is maxed
still have a mortgage
car payment, college tuition,
so a funeral is out of the question
way over the top, same as if I
bought a mink sport coat
with a matching pair of mink
speedo briefs
Ten Thousand Dollars !
Are You Shitting Me ?
For What ?......a blue faux
velvet-lined box where I will
be unable ( being dead )
to verify that this quasi-plush material
will end up in the ground with me,
hell they'll probably rip that shit
out of there for next gullible stiff
the minute my family is out of sight
Final Departure, my ass , it's the Final
Shafting in a life of prolonged frustration
perennial debt and kicks in the nuts
A Black Limo, big fucking deal, a touch
of Elmer's Embalming Fluid and a big
fucking hole in the ground, wooooooo
ha, and people act so weird about necrophilia ?
gimme a break, it's the same fucking thing
( no pun intended )....when I die, tell you what
let my family keep the 10 G's, bend me over
the stainless steel table and let me have it
good and hard for as long as you want
shit, keep me in the god damned freezer
for gang bangs with your sick fuck friends
that also like sticking it to the dearly beloved,
where do I sign ?

[rshreve]

well said graphic but very well done

[dadio]

Unusual topic but good very good.

[Night Writer]

Nice piece of poetry here....I cannot help but chuckle from such honesty.

[constantine]

still jealous about my mink speedos. get over it, brother saw!

[saw]

thanx everyone.......intended to be funny with a spike of truth aimed at that industry that preys on people's grief...i've had to deal with these vultures on a couple of occasions......found there faux sincerity to be rather distasteful...." you wouldn't to bury your loved one in that !" kind of approach......and yes Dino, I have always been intensely jealous of those mink speedos of yours....you are the talk of the French Riviera.....and of course the Ohio River.....thanx for checking in doctor D.....