Tony Stewart Shows His Ass

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Tony Stewart Shows His Ass

Post by stilltrucking » May 2nd, 2011, 4:30 pm

Driving
it is true
the past ten years I been lost without the road
now I have the illusion of freedom
the delusion of the internet

except for the feeling of Jesus taking the wheel.

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Re: Tony Stewart Shows His Ass

Post by still.trucking » May 2nd, 2011, 5:36 pm

the delusion of freedom
the illusuion of the internet
momentum without mass
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Re: Tony Stewart Shows His Ass

Post by stilltrucking » May 5th, 2011, 9:56 am

Man Child in the Promised Land.
Long time since I read that
I wonder if it is still banned

I finally managed to buy some new drawers
Had to take them back cause my ass was too small.

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the worst kind of fat for a mesomorph

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Re: Tony Stewart Shows His Ass

Post by the mingo » May 5th, 2011, 2:11 pm

the too big shorts cracked me up. 8)
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Re: Tony Stewart Shows His Ass

Post by short timer » May 6th, 2011, 1:51 am

When I wrote it I was thinking about the helicopter pilot with the "shovel ass"
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Re: Tony Stewart Shows His Ass

Post by the mingo » May 6th, 2011, 10:07 am

momentum without mass
ya brought something out and then nailed it pretty up & walkin' good with this one Jack. the internet - momentum without mass - a something subject to it's own velocities...zoom
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Re: Tony Stewart Shows His Ass

Post by short timer » May 6th, 2011, 7:00 pm

Momentum with out mass
Patti Smith singing "Where is your body"


Physics is spooky for me Steve.
I wish I could do the math
I used to be smart I could have taken the advanced math courses but I did the bare minimum for a pre-med student.

momentum with out mass
who fucking knows
it seems to make no sense
how could you have momentum without mass

flashing back to forty tons of Spam and truck rolling down a mountain road
Boogety boogety
the internet
speed limit
has been faster than the velocity by which bad news travels

momentum without mass
mnaz would know
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