credit where credit is due

[saw]

my life couldn't get much better
I wouldn't prostitute myself That way
if you catch the drift of my cologne
those pathways really aren't viable

and I'm just kidding myself that I
will be turned into a prince
kissing some cute little talking reptile,
and well the lottery legal or otherwise

is just a Betty Page striptease
where day after day you never get laid
your dick just stays hard indefinitely
gambler's Viagra for the hapless

So This Is It !....and
I've decided this life here, the one
I've been living will do just fine, this
is the part where I fess up

thank the stars,
or whomever at least
is duly responsible
for my good fortune