the rifleman: episode four

[constantine]

hold my calls - the rifleman's on!
within 10 seconds someone got whacked
within 15, the rifleman gets involved
uncle joe from hooterville is in this one!
mark's petting a horse - he's gay, you know
nothing wrong with that
except they always play sappy music for him
as if to accentuate his gentleness
which stands in sharp contrast to the incessant violence that is north fork
father and son are ranching it up shirtless
must be hot in the west
luke socked haskins and knocked him down
haskins will not make it through this episode - mark my words
mccain's not looking for trouble - he is merely trying to avoid it
he always says that when he's about to stir up some shit
haskins wanted for three killings in kansas!
anthrax!!!
uh-oh
that came out of nowhere
must have happened when i was typing
you can't be turned down because of your health with colonial penn
the rate's locked in - can't be cancelled!
guaranteed!
kickin chicken at rally's!
cayenne pepper included with purchase
bundle it with time warner
you know you want to - so do it now!
mark looks at sleeping horse
anthrax!!
ponderous and suspicious musical treatment to underscore potential threat
haskins strong-arms mark
he found the paper!
luke's a-comin up fast!
drop your rifle - real slow
mark sneaks up from behind - a natural tendency no doubt
haskins demands proof on the anthrax deal
horse foaming at mouth
scuffle
mark flips him the rifle
i told you haskins wouldn't make it to the end
we make a good team, son
we make a good team, dad
hokey music playing - mark's crying - again
they hug
let's go son
is your non-stick pan a sticky nightmare?

[the mingo]

ya ol' goatherder

[Terri]

the rifleman is on on a local channel now
my friend told me about this show pete and gladys
it's sherman t. potter from M.A.S.H.
and some lady
and on yootoob they include the commercials so
i thought of this poem
i thought of you
your commentary
eating pizza and goofing on the shows

[creativesoul]

I want pizza and the rifleman

[creativesoul]

My mother was in that show
Hawaii five o
When I watch t v I see my parents
Cinmarron is grandpa dix
Mom is Janet lake
Dad is Robert dix
They are from another era

[creativesoul]

Love you constantine