How many dead today, why do I need to know that

Syria chemical weapons, they would not dare, Hillary warned them
Well yeah the international situation is desperate but
What has got my attention, my paranoia working overtime
Fi$cal cliffs. They better keep their government hands off my Medicare.
This shit keeps up I am going to join AARP
There it is folks enlightened self interest. I got mine, fuck you.
Shame their is not a lobby group for people under 65.