Old Farts Club

Post by **Lightning Rod** » March 16th, 2005, 12:33 pm

This place is looking like a geriatric home for old wierdos. Just check out the regular posters. There is Truck and Zlatko and Me and Jimbo and Cecil and Sober Duck and Michael and Wired, etc. We are a bunch of old timers sitting on the porch, fer chrissakes, we should break out the fucking dominoes.

Post by **Traveller13** » March 16th, 2005, 12:35 pm

I'm 21, but I like a game of dominos too.
I prefer cards though.

Post by **Lightning Rod** » March 16th, 2005, 12:38 pm

Traveler,

I haven't had a chance to welcome you here to The Old Farts Club at Studio Late.

I was an old man when I was your age.

Some of us get an early start at being Old Farts

Welcome

deal 'em

Post by **judih** » March 16th, 2005, 12:46 pm

fart - a unisexual term
fartress just isn't the same
not that i'm one
but it's its own oxymoron

anemone and i are fartlessly farting around

Post by **panta rhei** » March 16th, 2005, 12:49 pm

hey, yer old farts,
i love yourr fold arts
and your artistic folds!

and your teethlessly giggling holds

Post by **Lightning Rod** » March 16th, 2005, 12:49 pm

if you'll notice, I neglected to mention our fartreuses

that's because I'm a gentlemanly old fart.

Post by **Traveller13** » March 16th, 2005, 12:54 pm

I'm in the age where don't know what fart I am.
People are as old as they wish to be.

Tarot? Hearts? How many are we?

Post by **Lightning Rod** » March 16th, 2005, 12:57 pm

In my heart, Traveler
im seventeen

I call myself The Knave of Farts

Post by **knip** » March 16th, 2005, 1:52 pm

in canada we are known as ould faurts

Post by **Lightning Rod** » March 16th, 2005, 2:01 pm

knip wrote:in canada we are known as ould faurts

I knew I was missing an ould faurt

Post by **Doreen Peri** » March 16th, 2005, 11:08 pm

I've always enjoyed hanging out with older men.

Post by **mtmynd** » March 16th, 2005, 11:49 pm

I almost missed this post... I thought you were really talking about old farts and I have enough of those so wasn't interested in reading it. Glad I did now that I know what your talking about, but PLEASE, my heart and lungs may be slowing down, my belly hanging a bit, my muscles get tired a little sooner, my back can't lift the things it used to, my hair is white, my right eye is not as focused as it once was, my hearing is either getting a bit worse or I just don't care about most of what I hear, my sense of smell is lacking, I can get my imagination up quicker than my dick, I'm down to rolling Bugler tobacco, BUT I still am one funny son-of-a-bitch that loves beauty and mind-trippin', so fuck it! It's either old age or death... might as well be as happy as I can be until one or the other takes me down.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 17th, 2005, 2:22 am

...hey LR...add another old fart......came to visit, and figured I might just like it here....be 48 soon........

Post by **judih** » March 17th, 2005, 3:37 am

Old Fart?
those wolves come sniffin round your door, but they got a lotta life in em yet.

Post by **WIREMAN** » March 17th, 2005, 10:20 am

reportin' for duty and gots my whoopie cushion............................