Bandit Notions

(...)

Moderator: the mingo

Locked
User avatar
the mingo
Posts: 9713
Joined: June 26th, 2005, 3:51 am
Location: Tug Hill Plateau

Re: Bandit Notions

Post by the mingo » January 29th, 2013, 12:39 pm

I coulda' used the Rifleman this morning. Or maybe John Wayne's teeth.

I wonder what the E. in Wile E. Coyote stands for?
Doll, you may have found a place of rest but I'm still on the trail.

User avatar
the mingo
Posts: 9713
Joined: June 26th, 2005, 3:51 am
Location: Tug Hill Plateau

Re: Bandit Notions

Post by the mingo » January 29th, 2013, 12:49 pm

The word "Cheese dick" always caught my attention. It's history is not clear. It's like a bitch-slap in public - Don't remember where I was when I first heard it used in a sentence or even as a stand-alone exclamation. I'd like to say I heard it first in the great state of Yew Nork but it might have been California. John Steinbeck apple pie at the Palace Flophouse.

There are plenty of things to do and think about in the world.

I once called a bullfrog that had startled me a cheese-dick. I looked right into his amphibious eye globes and shouted, " You don't even know who your mother was ya worthless cheese-dick! Go on outta here!"
Doll, you may have found a place of rest but I'm still on the trail.

User avatar
the mingo
Posts: 9713
Joined: June 26th, 2005, 3:51 am
Location: Tug Hill Plateau

Re: Bandit Notions

Post by the mingo » January 29th, 2013, 12:54 pm

Cheese-dick! is more a powerful than motherfucker! How I know that is motherfucker can be used to address inanimate objects - cheese-dick is always only used by one person to another.

Except for the time I used it on a bullfrog.

He deserved it too.
Doll, you may have found a place of rest but I'm still on the trail.

User avatar
the mingo
Posts: 9713
Joined: June 26th, 2005, 3:51 am
Location: Tug Hill Plateau

Re: Bandit Notions

Post by the mingo » January 29th, 2013, 1:00 pm

I wonder if any of the disciples that Jesus chose were cheese-dicks in their pre-apostle days?

Don't think about it. You're a daisy if ya do.
Doll, you may have found a place of rest but I'm still on the trail.

User avatar
SadLuckDame
Posts: 4216
Joined: September 17th, 2009, 8:25 pm

Re: Bandit Notions

Post by SadLuckDame » January 29th, 2013, 10:12 pm

But, a bullfrog could make a nice friend.
Just imagine if you had a place out back that every time you went to it the same bullfrog was there or left tracks or something showing he'd not left yet. Wouldn't he be a great friend then?
I'd like a bullfrog like that.
neener neener

Just letting you know I'm here. :P
`Do you know, I was so angry, Kitty,' Alice went on...`when I saw all the mischief you had been doing, I was very nearly opening the window, and putting you out into the snow! And you'd have deserved it, you
little mischievous darling!
~Lewis Carroll

User avatar
the mingo
Posts: 9713
Joined: June 26th, 2005, 3:51 am
Location: Tug Hill Plateau

Re: Bandit Notions

Post by the mingo » February 2nd, 2013, 10:06 am

O I know all about you're being here, by God I got that down 8)
Doll, you may have found a place of rest but I'm still on the trail.

User avatar
stilltrucking
Posts: 20646
Joined: October 24th, 2004, 12:29 pm
Location: Oz or somepLace like Kansas

Re: Bandit Notions

Post by stilltrucking » February 2nd, 2013, 2:17 pm

'o man first thing today I was ganged on by syllables! Only had just gotten into my coffee next thing I know it's war! My full body armor was packed away in the closet and these little cheesedicks always know how to pick their shots. Once they figure they can take you it's always a 'fessed-up mess. Gives ya pause I can say."

it gives me paws

snow :shock:

have you ever seen snow up on Snowqualmie Pass when the banks are twenty feet high on either side of I-90 I never want to see snow again. I get the willies just trying to write about winter up in the mountains out in god's country.


listening to an istrumental version of Wayfaring Stranger. Beautiful music, better for me than Thorazine.™

Last edited by stilltrucking on February 2nd, 2013, 3:07 pm, edited 4 times in total.

User avatar
SadLuckDame
Posts: 4216
Joined: September 17th, 2009, 8:25 pm

Re: Bandit Notions

Post by SadLuckDame » February 2nd, 2013, 2:25 pm

She had to eat with two forks,
much like you had to use two hands.
Oh man! It's that kind of day today. Liking that tune, much, much and much.
`Do you know, I was so angry, Kitty,' Alice went on...`when I saw all the mischief you had been doing, I was very nearly opening the window, and putting you out into the snow! And you'd have deserved it, you
little mischievous darling!
~Lewis Carroll

User avatar
stilltrucking
Posts: 20646
Joined: October 24th, 2004, 12:29 pm
Location: Oz or somepLace like Kansas

Re: Bandit Notions

Post by stilltrucking » February 2nd, 2013, 2:49 pm

yeah man
home is where the music is from
Great Dream From Heaven


User avatar
tarbaby
Posts: 330
Joined: December 17th, 2006, 5:25 pm
Location: Oz, or someplace like Kansas, but mostly stilltrucking's vanity

Re: Bandit Notions

Post by tarbaby » February 6th, 2013, 9:33 am

listening to civil war music
thinkabouting words
living or leaving
seems like the same concern to me

Guilt, now there is a word to be reckoned with.
I suppose even smiling Buddha boys must have it too.
“Where is that man who has forgotten words that I may have a word with him?”

User avatar
SadLuckDame
Posts: 4216
Joined: September 17th, 2009, 8:25 pm

Re: Bandit Notions

Post by SadLuckDame » February 9th, 2013, 10:49 pm

It would be so much easier if we lived in the same house.
I think that at times, thinking it right now
and I think I thought it yesterday.
`Do you know, I was so angry, Kitty,' Alice went on...`when I saw all the mischief you had been doing, I was very nearly opening the window, and putting you out into the snow! And you'd have deserved it, you
little mischievous darling!
~Lewis Carroll

User avatar
the mingo
Posts: 9713
Joined: June 26th, 2005, 3:51 am
Location: Tug Hill Plateau

Re: Bandit Notions

Post by the mingo » February 10th, 2013, 10:07 pm

Doll, you may have found a place of rest but I'm still on the trail.

User avatar
the mingo
Posts: 9713
Joined: June 26th, 2005, 3:51 am
Location: Tug Hill Plateau

Re: Bandit Notions

Post by the mingo » February 10th, 2013, 10:16 pm

who's easier? what house? Are you still thinkin' it?
Doll, you may have found a place of rest but I'm still on the trail.

User avatar
the mingo
Posts: 9713
Joined: June 26th, 2005, 3:51 am
Location: Tug Hill Plateau

Re: Bandit Notions

Post by the mingo » February 11th, 2013, 12:41 pm

the earth is man is sex is shake - the bag is severe in measure - no accident the aggression of agriculture - documents long on pornographic dreaming lonely & loud - the poetry a machine magazine trained cross-eyed & crosshaired on all the no name horses out in the desert -
- ago is where we been - going is where we are - and when we get there we will need new & better sewage systems & luck has everything but loyalty

i'm complexly formatted with programming temporarily interrupted - dashboard lights flickering on the cave walls - evolution a shantytown scheme out by the rail line where it enters open country lookin' for a home away from home - fugitive cities lit on the dust from Indian graves with graffiti shouting "Freedom" on every wall - all our horizens encompassed by ourselves and no one to know how much of a real pity that is - desire rises to feast on its own tail -

i'm covered by bandit notions - all my words have noses on them - there are bird shapes in the branches of all the trees - i pile this & i pile that and maybe i'll use some glue - archeology rules !

( * pink * ) - snow has a mother who is really a fluid
Doll, you may have found a place of rest but I'm still on the trail.

User avatar
the mingo
Posts: 9713
Joined: June 26th, 2005, 3:51 am
Location: Tug Hill Plateau

Re: Bandit Notions

Post by the mingo » February 14th, 2013, 1:55 am

i drink enough of this espresso i'll be kickin white whale ass - batman & his bunny too.
Doll, you may have found a place of rest but I'm still on the trail.

Locked

Return to “Mingo's Lingo”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests