Walmart

[stilltrucking]

[Steve Plonk]

"Walley's world" is the pits. All the "Walmartians" make me gawk when I come in there.
My relatives call the place "SquallMart".

I'd rather be a "Targeterran". I spend so much
time in Target, that I should have a cart out back there waiting for me.

[Atehequa]

On those rare occasions I dare to enter our local Walmart the thought of Dr. Jane Goodall doing a documentary there bounces around in my skull. She could give the shoppers and associates cute little pet names while closely studying their behavior.