Conversation upon arrival in the afterlife

[Doreen Peri]

Oh my gosh! I had no idea it would be like this.
This is totally different than anything I'd heard about before.
Well, I guess you weren't paying attention.
I've had a hard time with that.
I know.
What else do you know?
You tell me first. What else do YOU know?
I don't know anything but I think I've been
here before and it was quite an experience.
What do you mean by "quite"?
Sorry, I meant quiet. Let's keep this quiet.
What is it that I'm supposed to know by now?
Beats me. That's not my problem to solve.
Thank you. Can we move on now?
I have no idea. Where do you think you're going?
How am I supposed to know?
I don't know how you're supposed to know
but this is getting tiresome.
For me, too.
Can we sleep here?
Sure, let's go to sleep.

[WIREMAN]

im having a deja vu...i think i had this same conversation in the before life.....

[Doreen Peri]

Ohhh... was that you?

[WIREMAN]

i have a vague recollection that it was u.....werent u writing in a little notebook in a place named after a famous movie/novel???