Where is the Rave?

[Lightning Rod]

Don't you just love this X-stacy stuff?

[Doreen Peri]

i wish you'd quit talking about all your X's, Lightning Rod.

This time it's Stacy? geesh...

hadn't heard of her until now.

How many more are you going to come up with?

[Les S. Amore]

just give me a karaoke machine and I'll give you a rave

[Les S. Amore]

This looks like just the place for a partay
I've been looking for a place to slum it
all I need to know is where the men's room is
and the beer cooler and the skanks who are bored
because their husbands work all day and then fall asleep watching sports on tv
easy pickins for Les S. Amore
the world's greatest lounge singer
dig my silver shark-skin suit
and I'm cool enough not to use more
than half a tube of brylcreem on my hair

[hester_prynne]

How can you be the greatest lounge singer, when I am the greatest lounge singer?

I hereby challenge you to a duet.

Wear the shark suit.
I'll wear chiffon.

a one an a two an a....

"is it an earthquake,
or merely a shock......
is it the good turtle soup...
or merely the mock,
is it a cock...tale....
this feelin of joy,
or is what I feel,
the real,
McCoy....."

Ok now you sing the next verse Mr. Lounge is more.
Va va va boom de A!

[Les S. Amore]

Is it for all time or simply a lark?
Is it granada I see or only asbury park?
Is it a fancy not worth thinking of?
Or is it at long last love?

Is it an earthquake, or simply a shock?
Is it the good turtle soup, or is it merely the mock?
Is it a cocktail, this feeling of joy?
Or is what I feel the real mccoy?

Is it for all time or simply a lark?
Is it granada I see or only asbury park?
Is it a fancy, not worth thinking of?
Or is it at long long long last love? 


see you, Hester and raise you one

"I get no kick from cocaine"

[hester_prynne]

Oh yeah?

..."I'm sure that if
I took even one sniff,
it would bore me teriff
ically too
but I get a kick outta you!"


Okay, I'll raise you again:

"Somebody's on my mind,
like an old sweet song....
the lasting kind.
Somebody's on my mind,
and I'm walkin on clouds....
all silver lined....."

Va Va Va boom de A!

[Les S. Amore]

I'll see your Porter and raise you an Ellington (unless you want to credit this to Strayhorn)


Cigaretteholder which winks me
over my shoulder he digs me

[hester_prynne]

SPEAKS Latin,
My satin doll...
baby shall we go
out skippin
careful amigo
you're flippin,
and that'n
my satin doll.......

But Mr. More or less, you did not indeed, address, the lyric that I previously sent.
Does this in fact mean, Mr. Keen, that you aren't the scene, when it comes to loungery's best?

heh heh heh hest

okay, one more and I gotta go....but I shall return....to this duet, my pet.....

it don mean a thing
if it ain't got that ...

va va va boom de A!

[Les S. Amore]

swing

[Zlatko Waterman]

This sweet duel puts me in mind of one of my favorite Japanese movies:

"King Kong versus Godzilla"

Two giants ripping the air-- and very sweetly, too.

Thanks, dynamic duo, for the du-el.


--Z