I’d Fuck Dan Aykroyd

[Trevor]

People often comment how I look like Dan Aykroyd. Which is fine by me because he’s talented enough that I’d fuck him, though I’m not gay enough to fuck a man, at least not to the point where I’d let him fuck me back. But because of these Aykroyd features, I am often approached and questioned. After disappointingly assuring the people and quashing their, “Are you sure?” with explanations of how I know I am not Dan Aykroyd , I explain to them that I am a writer. Their response is usually one of curiosity and more questions follow.

“What’s it like being a writer?”

My initial thought, “Much like being better than everyone else but without the credit.” is usually vetoed by a more accurate, “It’s okay I guess.”

“Have you written anything I’ve read?”

My initial thought, “Have you read my poem entitled, “I’d Fuck Dan Aykroyd”?” is replaced with a somber, “Probably not.”

My lack of fame quickly bores them and they leave once realized none of us will be fucking Dan Aykroyd anytime soon.

[mousey1]

More than a chuckle I'd say....

Maybe even a fuckle.... groan

My lack of fame quickly bores them and they leave once realized none of us will be fucking Dan Aykroyd anytime soon.

Mores the pity. I rather like Dan
He's a funny man
As is Trevor

Good stuff, funny stuff, thanks ever so much.
I'd walk a mile for a camel and a laugh.



Just an aside.
That fuckin' Bim is demented man
I'm relieved he offed himself.
And, oh ya....

Eeeewwwwwww!
Eeeewwwww!!!!!

Great writing, gorily graphic, shades, evil shades, of Stephen King,
whom I've never read so I don't know of what I'm talKing.

Seriously, I love your writing style and sense of humour. You may have noticed I'm a fan of all things funny.

Thanks for writing.

I'll look forward to more.

[Trevor]

"More than a chuckle I'd say....
Maybe even a fuckle.... groan "

Lol...everyone's a comedian.. But glad you got a fuckle out of it

"Good stuff, funny stuff, thanks ever so much.
I'd walk a mile for a camel and a laugh."

And I'd walk a mile just to get a drag of that smoke...lol...they should really only hire smokers as postmen...I don't know any other creature besides a nicotine addict,that has endured the worst of elements and danger just for our little death sticks..we're practically unstoppable when we need a fix..lol

"Just an aside. That fuckin' Bim is demented man. I'm relieved he offed himself. And, oh ya....

Eeeewwwwwww!
Eeeewwwww!!!!! "

Hold up a piece of steak and everyone is MMMMMM, hold up a severed human ass cheek and they all run away...I just don't get it...say, care to join me for some BBQ? LOL

"Great writing, gorily graphic, shades, evil shades, of Stephen King, whom I've never read so I don't know of what I'm talKing."

Well thanks, I think. It's not everyday I'm compared by you to an author you've never read...that's quite an accolade...lol

"Seriously, I love your writing style and sense of humour. You may have noticed I'm a fan of all things funny."

Thanks, much appreciated. And thanks for taking the time to read and comment on my work.

Trev