Creflo Dollar

[saw]

preacher pimp
500 dollar suit
calls to me from his HD pulpit
tells me I ain't prayin' enuf
I ain't donatin' enough

tells me I'm a sinner but he can lift
me from that sin one dollar at a time
tells me I'm stuck in a black morass
layers and layers of mucky transgressions
so thick I'll need to open my wallet hard

and wide !...dig deeper than the last time
for the righteous truth I need from him
'cause no price is too steep for salvation
and credit cards are graciously accepted
thank you, thank you Creflo, 65 million

isn't much money for what you give back to the world
you need that private jet and a Gulfstream G650
is an excellent choice for a man of the fine cloth
and one Rolls Royce isn't enough for a game changer
I've watched your five minute video on the storefront TV

but sorry I've got lousy credit
does that mean I'm going to hell ?
say it ain't so Reverend Dollar
are you saying ...
homeless garbage be damned ?




*****Creflo Dollar is a real "preacher".....Google him......sheeessh

[creativesoul]

certainly not=
l glued $ on a project
and this guy asked' why did you put clothes pins and $ on it?"


well without clothespins women would be lost
he seemed satisfied with this answer
i did not have the time or the energy to reeducated him on the spot

or drop kick him
but certainly money is an issue
the way the rich get treated so nice
and really we are just rude
thinking that we will get treated nice if we had $ yeah i know

[Arcadia]

rare humor at the moment to read about dollars & preachers, but gracias it made me smile!

[theirishsea]

The more preachers and causes cry "I need your money" the less I take them serious.

[mnaz]

There's always another Jim Bakker out there running his con.

I couldn't believe what some of those bastards were preaching right after 9/11, when I was on the road, and I occasionally caught one of them on a motel TV while flipping through channels. Holy shit.