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stilltrucking
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Post by stilltrucking » April 25th, 2005, 12:21 pm

god if you only knew how sick my sense of humor is, your sense of humor gives me shelter from the storm, flat faced flat chested, that is another bit of freedom, that air between my ears that you see, can you smell it? it smells of dead rats with maggots, and every time you puncture my ear drum with that dangerous mind, I tell you beautiful sister it is a fresh breeze very gentle on my mind

You another weird thing about my flat chested lover, she asked me if I wanted anything special, This is while I was putting a condom on. I couldn't think of any thing I mean after two years it felt so good to have an erection again, I just wanted to lay down beside her and let nature take its course, but I figured the polite thing to do was ask her if she wanted anything special. She said "Latex wet suits' I think she might have been talking about my rubber. She had asked me if I had herpes. This in earyly eighties, I said what is herpes? When she told me I jumped right out of bed, Eventualy I did get back into bed but I used the rubber.

so tell me would you like a picture of the full monty
or can I get by with this existential strip tease.

my seeds germinated over night, planter filled with dirt, all I got to do is stop this compulsive sribling and pray in the dirt

Yester day I saw a huge grey animal in my garden, he was picking up my radishes with his tail and you would not believe where he was putting them.

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stilltrucking
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Post by stilltrucking » April 25th, 2005, 12:39 pm

that white square what I see and what I hear, freud talked about slips of the tongue, what about slips of the ear. :oops:

but it is all good, if not for you I would be much more serious. 8)

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Post by mousey1 » April 25th, 2005, 1:27 pm

You sick mon!!!!!!! :lol:

The empty space between the ears is a commentary on my ears, no one elses.....you got empty space there too eh? Lotta dat goin' round.

Who said "Laughter's the Best Medicine"? So right, so wise was he/she. Oh yeah, I think the coin was phrased by Reed R S Diejest!!!!! (Groan)

Gotta go
Work to be done

Later
I used to walk with my head in the clouds but I kept getting struck by lightning!
Now my head twitches and I drool alot. Anonymouse

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