Reasons why I am both terminally ill & bored out of my w

[izeveryboyin]

1. I'm at my dad's house and it's *jumble of curse words* hot in here
2. My back itches.
3. I have the Plague. (okay not really, but I'm pretty uhm, like, you know sick and stuff *cough*)
4. My brother keeps nodding.
5. This is DEFINITELY NOT a subsidiary of myspace. (lying bastards)
6. I'm not currently engrossed in a cool indie flik of some sort.
7. I am stricken with poverty and lack of fattening sweets.
8. I have gained 3 pounds.
9. I cannot pee standing up.
10. There is mucous in my throat.


I hope you'll come back again sometime and I'll tell you about my period.

[mousey1]

oh, izy's got a cold

poor baby

there's mucus in her throat....

SUCK IT UP GIRL! Snot so bad as it seems! Ewwwww!!!!!

Uh, may I be the first to uh.....

Thank-you for sharing!!!!!! NOT!!!!!!!!

Ya, I'll come back again, but if you start telling me about your period I'll cram a you-know-what up your keyboard!




Actually I found this very amusing in a sadistic sort of way.
Do you really have the sickies?
My sympathies....feel better soon.


I love the prickture....very hilarious! This Prick fellow is pretty good painter! Do you know him? Introduce me. Ahahahahahahahaha...


Izy, er, thanks for sharing, and I mean it....you're gross but you're funny.....all good!!!!!!!!!


But if I catch your cold your ass is grass! They'll be puttin' "dead roses" on your stone....."prick"!!!!!!!!
(and then mousey1 )

[izeveryboyin]

oh you! *blushes and giggles* Of course I've got the ehhh... "sickies". Would you like some flem? It's very salty and high in protein. I think.


--k


p.s please don't cram a keybopard up my u-no-wat or a u-no-wat up my keyboard. Or both, simultaneously.