*Uses the "Dunn-Dunn" sound to make the Star Wars

[izeveryboyin]

Yes folks.... I am one of THOSE freaks. When I was 6 years old, I wanted to marry a Jedi Knight, and when I turned 8, and realized Jedi Knights didn't really exist, I got pissed off and swore I'd never marry again. *puts fists on hips and puffs up chest in indignation*. Two weeks ago, I went here: *points* www.movietickes.com and pre-ordered my tickets so that when the big day came, I would be there, in all my Star Warian glory to celebrate "the end of a saga" *heroically sad music plays*. I arrived happily at 16 minutes to 4, awaiting the best seats for the 5:00 show for a full 45 minutes! When we were finally seated some eager young teens hopped up down in the front of the screen, one in a Darth Vader mask, and one, presumably taking the role of Luke, and with toy lightsabers, did a mock battle which was more funny than anything else. It was a great intro, to get us into the film. I won't tell any details, cuz I don't wanna ruin it. I just wanna know who else is a Star Warian, and if not, I want to know who'll lynch me for being one.

--k

[Lightning Rod]

ok, kayla, I won't hate you for being a Star Warrior

if you will let me get by with being an American Idolator (oh yes, my dirty little secret--I'll be tuned in next week for the finale)

[Trevor]

I used to love Christmas because it meant I would have new wrapping paper tube lightsabers. And of course fighting the Dark Side meant I had to break my lightsabers over my brothers head...lol

[izeveryboyin]

Lrod.... *gasps* American Idol? You? *shudders* Everyone knew I was a little strange and power-hungry and therefore Star Wars Mania was a sufficient reaction for me. However you? And American Idol? How does that mix? Trev, you and me, babe. Kindred spirits. Musta been you who voted "strong in me, the force is." Good work.

--k

[Trevor]

Hiya Jk,

I think I voted on the one of hiding my darth vadar toy behind my back while I scoff at Star Warzian people ...but such is the way of the dark side, I can not let anyone know I am a Sith otherwise my life will be in danger - therefore I must heavily deny my Star Wars connection so no one will suspect....Ya see, three hundred thousand years ago, we sith turned over a new leaf, we don't kill and maim with light sabers or lightning force powers anymore, we now have mastered hypocrasy, sarcasm, deviency and rudeness, and use that to destroy the universe....Like the other day I helped an old lady carry her groceries to her car, opened her trunk, then instead of putting the food in her trunk, I dumped it out in front of her, stripped naked and did a river dance on her eggs. Such is the path of the Dark Side. MWHAHAHAHA!

and btw, I'm pretty shocked at LR as well for his Idol-mania! Who knew, who knew!

[izeveryboyin]

strong in you, the force is.


Trev, I find your devious behaviour apaulling, and will use the force to destroy you! Didn't you see the movie, or the million and 8 commericials? "Destroy the Sith, we must"--Yoda. So yeah, get to uhm.... you, disentegratin and stuff. Yup.

--k