And Starring George Bush as... himself:

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I first heard about this wonderful story in The Onion, a small little satirist newspaper here in town (not sure if it's local... do any of you get it?) and thought it was hilarious. While G Dub porbably won't be starring in any romantic comedy, he apparently supports them, and is calling for the perfect one by 2009:

WASHINGTON, DC—Making a bold statement of appeal to “the long-standing spirit of entrepreneurial enterprise in this great nation” Monday, President Bush challenged the U.S. entertainment industry to produce the perfect romantic comedy by summer 2009.
Bush urges Americans to do their part and

“My fellow Americans, it’s time for another Sleepless In Seattle,” Bush said in a special prime-time address to the nation. “America has the technology. We have the market-research capacity. We have the publicity engines, the screenwriting workshops, and the deal-making power. If we all pull together, we can create the perfect romantic comedy. And America will be able to hold its head high again.”

Bush said the U.S. is “prepped to win this.”...

“It’s been 15 years since we had a film as charming as Pretty Woman,” Bush said. “These troubled times call for another film with the power to unite us. If we believe in ourselves and in the principles upon which this great democracy rests, we can create, distribute, and market a romantic comedy that will make us laugh and cry.”

“We built the first intercontinental railroad,” Bush continued. “We invented the electric light bulb. We even split the atom. It’s time to remind the world what we’re capable of: If we can put a man on the moon, we can make a man and a woman who appear to dislike each other intensely fall madly in love before the closing credits roll.”

Dubbing his romantic-comedy initiative “Operation Meet-Cute,” Bush proposed that Congress earmark $20 billion to aid Hollywood in creating the film. He called on studio heads to “put aside differences and pull together for the common goal,” urging executives to “take the long view, and think of the sequel.”

Bush proposed adding a special “romcom tax” to all movie tickets, in order to allow all Americans to “do their part for Hollywood and for their country.”

The president also urged all able-minded citizens to “join the fight” by pitching ideas for humorous and touching scenarios…

“This may seem like an impossible dream, but it once seemed impossible that Harry and Sally would end up together,” Bush said. “But they did. How? With American hard work, know-how, and ingenuity.”

Added Bush: “Ben Stiller and Jennifer Aniston didn’t give up. Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore didn’t give up. The troops fighting for our freedom in Iraq haven’t given up. Nora Ephron hasn’t given up. And neither will this nation.”