aparently I'm schizophrenic:

Post by **izeveryboyin** » April 22nd, 2005, 3:26 pm

I took this test: http://similarminds.com/cgi-bin/newpd.pl and got these results. Is it funny? Shit, I'm laguhing. (The Comedy of Truth my friends, the comedy of truth)

Disorder Info

Eccentric Personality Disorders: Paranoid, Schizoid, Schizotypal

Individuals with these disorders often appear odd or peculiar.

Paranoid Personality Disorder - individual generally tends to interpret the actions of others as threatening.

Schizoid Personality Disorder - individual generally detached from social relationships, and shows a narrow range of emotional expression in various social settings.

Schizotypal Personality Disorder - individual is uncomfortable in close relationships, has thought or perceptual distortions, and peculiarities of behavior.

Dramatic Personality Disorders: Antisocial, Borderline, Histrionic, and Narcissistic

Individuals with these disorders have intense, unstable emotions, distorted self-perception, and/or behavioral impulsiveness.

Antisocial Personality Disorder - individual shows a pervasive disregard for, and violation of, the rights of others.

Borderline Personality Disorder - individual shows a generalized pattern of instability in interpersonal relationships, self-image, and observable emotions, and significant impulsiveness.

Histrionic Personality Disorder - individual often displays excessive emotionality and attention seeking in various contexts. They tend to overreact to other people, and are often perceived as shallow and self-centered.

Narcissistic Personality Disorder - individual has a grandiose view of themselves, a need for admiration, and a lack of empathy that begins by early adulthood and is present in various situations. These individuals are very demanding in their relationships.

Anxious Personality Disorders: Avoidant, Dependent, Obsessive-Compulsive

Individuals with these disorders often appear anxious or fearful.

Avoidant Personality Disorder - individual is socially inhibited, feels inadequate, and is oversensitive to criticism

Dependent Personality Disorder - individual shows an extreme need to be taken care of that leads to fears of separation, and passive and clinging behavior.

Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder - individual is preoccupied with orderliness, perfectionism, and control at the expense of flexibility, openness, and efficiency.

Post by **Axanderdeath** » May 30th, 2005, 10:25 am

Narcissistic Personality Disorder

I think I got that one, but no no. Tim does not think so, what is sally going to say?

Shit!

What?

What?

Well, the first personallity had that one!

Post by **izeveryboyin** » May 31st, 2005, 1:45 pm

So... who with the what now?

--k

Post by **Dave The Dov** » May 31st, 2005, 3:27 pm

I think Patsy Cline said it best when she sang it best to this song.

Crazy
Crazy for feeling so lonely
IÂ’m crazy
Crazy for feeling so blue

I knew
YouÂ’d love me as long as you wanted
And then someday
YouÂ’d leave me for somebody new

Worry
Why do I let myself worry
WondÂ’rinÂ’
What in the world did I do

Crazy
For thinking that my love could hold you
IÂ’m crazy for tryinÂ’
Crazy for cryinÂ’
And IÂ’m crazy
For lovinÂ’ you
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Post by **izeveryboyin** » June 1st, 2005, 1:03 pm

aww... you love me Dave? *bats eyes*

--k

Post by **Dave The Dov** » June 1st, 2005, 1:11 pm

WHAAAATTT???? Now see here young missy!!!! (Talking in an old man's voice) I'm old enough to be your Great great great great great great great great great great great great Grandfather and dooooonnnn't you forget it!!!! As I shake my cane at you!!!! Bateyes???? What in tarnation are those???? He He!!!!
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Post by **izeveryboyin** » June 2nd, 2005, 3:41 pm

*sighs and puts binky bat in motuh* We'll meet agin when I get out of preschool.

--k

Post by **Dave The Dov** » June 2nd, 2005, 3:42 pm

(Talking in an old man's voice again) Oh dear me!!!!
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Post by **izeveryboyin** » June 2nd, 2005, 4:02 pm

dear you what?

--k

Post by **Dave The Dov** » June 2nd, 2005, 4:45 pm

(Again talking in a old man's voice) Well you know!!!! (then laughing in an old man's voice) He He!!!!
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Post by **izeveryboyin** » June 3rd, 2005, 3:35 pm

*loses interest* Can I have a teddy bear now? Why are you all wrinkly? Are you 197? Where's my mommy, Mister? IS that candy?

--k

Post by **Dave The Dov** » June 4th, 2005, 3:44 am

Hands her the first ever made teddy bear. I can remember being with Teddy Roosevelt that's how it all got started. He He!!!! Believe me when your as old as I am. You can see why I look like that. I couldn't tell you where your mother is???? I think it's candy???? Here let me taste it. Hmmmm I don't think that's candy!!!! He He!!!!
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Post by **izeveryboyin** » June 6th, 2005, 3:24 pm

darn. *snaps fingers* foiled again.

--k

Post by **Dave The Dov** » June 6th, 2005, 3:50 pm

Ohhhh I see try to poison me then are you young missy!!!! He He!!!!
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Post by **stilltrucking** » June 7th, 2005, 8:48 am

And I’m crazy
For lovin’ you

Willie Nelson got $50 for writting that song. I heard him say he orignally wrote "Stoopid, stoopid for lovin you" but he changed the lyrics to crazy because it was more euphonious.

drapetomania - A morbid desire for freedom
According to Dr. Samuel Cartwright of Louisiana, this was one of two diseases from which slaves suffered.

I myself have ADD, Attention Defecation Disorder. Most of the time I just don't give a sh*t. And of course I have Asperger Syndrome, and I am a hypochondriac. I am going to steal a line from Dustin Hoffman, my tombstone will read "I knew this would happen."

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