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Post by gypsyjoker » July 13th, 2005, 9:48 am

Any Zero Heroes
out there who speak English?
:cry:

paradise by the dash board lights
truck stop on a Florida two lane,
lordy, Texas two lane like puppy dog heaven
Florida a heart attack waiting to happen
well there it was out on the edge of a large city
sitll there an oasis in the desert
as friendly as Doreen's garden.

thinking about all JC's trucker friends, the ones who helped him right from the language they used in novels. one was about the monkey screams in the jungle at night, smiling into the face of the tiger...

the worst factoid I remember reading was the decision to quit was made after Tet, when in fact Westmoreland's lies were starting to come true.

It beats me, I been sort of flushed from the toilet of her hurt because I smoke too much tea, not enough clarity, to know this, no weapons. yeah lets have all the wars we need, lets just fight them as what if wars, our samaraui against our enemies warriors, remember War Games, don't sometimes wish you had a old Atari System, how many geek boys and girls had wet dreams over that state of the heart system.

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Post by jimboloco » July 23rd, 2005, 3:42 am

why do jihad martyrs wanna know god?

what's their hurry?

if i could know god by flaming out

i'd turn and head for the hills....

doreen's garden was a photo op....

bush by the cargo bay a flop....

patriot act a riot....

westmoreland a southern redneck....

his old boney butt turned and bathed....

91 years he was....

i picked up his warriors dead already at 21
if that....


civil war in iraq
how uncivil

we can't let the insurgents know we have an exit plan
you can't have your pudding if you don't eat your meat
[color=darkcyan]i'm on a survival mission
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Post by stilltrucking » July 28th, 2005, 10:54 am

why do you want to know why?
how can you know why?
what difference does it make?
We are all born Buddha
We are all born natural killers
We are all born saints
we are all born between feces and urine
A disease called man.

I find it much more interesting to wonder if George W Bush changes his underwear everyday

For some reason I am obsessed with his underwear. Everytime I see him on TV I imagine him standing there with out pants. I visualize him wearing boxer shorts. I been smoking a pack of cigarettes a day. I wonder what my hurry is.

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Post by jimboloco » July 28th, 2005, 11:21 am

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http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/ ... Monkey.jpg
(click to make larger, have emesis basin handy)
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Post by mousey1 » July 28th, 2005, 4:57 pm

gypsyjoker....

I no you!

No! No! No!

:P
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Post by mousey1 » July 28th, 2005, 5:00 pm

Jimbo...

I hope the ape's not insulted!!! :D
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Post by jimboloco » July 28th, 2005, 5:05 pm

the gum chewing girl
the cud chewing cow
consider the thoughtful expression
on the face of the cow.

i was staying at the union gospel mission in ft worth, summer of '87. went to an art show at the kimball museum. got picked up by a woman in front of picasso's painting of don quixote. she asked, "do you want to ride a buffalo?"

the above little stanza was all she left me with, besides a broken heart as i rambled on to phoenix in october. boo hoo. i remember kim.

the gum chewing girl
the cud chewing cow
consider the thoughtful expression
on the face of the cow.
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Post by mousey1 » July 28th, 2005, 5:35 pm

President Bush

A man among.....apes!!! :shock:
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Post by gypsyjoker » July 28th, 2005, 8:35 pm

What frightens me is when I picture him in jockey shorts. I don't now why, but he seems less dangerous in boxers. I must be cracking up mousey1. Why do I think such thoughts. :roll:
Not a naked ape, a well dressed ape. Jimbo can't figure the suicide bombers, don't seem much of mystery to me. But our dear leader, (not yours I know that) has given a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Your president is not a crook."
So good to see you. I missed seeing your mouse droppings. :)
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Post by jimboloco » July 29th, 2005, 8:21 am

mousey droppings
mousey paw prints
mousey scratchings
make poifect sense
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Post by mousey1 » July 29th, 2005, 12:20 pm

What frightens me is when I picture him in jockey shorts. I don't know why, but he seems less dangerous in boxers. I must be cracking up mousey1
If you're gonna picture your Prez in anything picture him in a poiple thong! :lol: :lol: :lol: I'm doing it right now!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Check him out from the back!!!! Now that's cracking up... :shock:


And thanks for the welcome back gj! I'm glad you don't find my droppings odiferous!


Jimbo....you think I make "poifect sense"? Now I'm weally wowwied!!! :shock:
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Post by jimboloco » July 29th, 2005, 1:07 pm

insightful and delightful
squeaky keen!
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Post by mousey1 » July 29th, 2005, 2:51 pm

Vewy tweet of you to tway!!!

Chwist! how old am I!!! :roll: Pwease don't answew that!
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Post by gypsyjoker » July 30th, 2005, 1:19 am

For some strange reason I am thinking of a joke about a flat chested owl. :P


I was born before the war. That’s howl old I am..
:)
I used to walk with my head in the clouds but I kept getting struck by lightning!
I used to have the same problem with clouds, but now I wear a ground strap on my underwear. I have not been struck by lightning in over twenty five years. It must be working. And someone told me to hang a string of garlic outside my door to ward off elephants. That must be working too. And we are killing and dieing in Iraq so we don't have to do it here. I suppose that must be working too.
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Post by jimboloco » July 30th, 2005, 10:53 pm

Well said, next time somebody says that to me I'll bring up the garlic-elephant conundrum. Thanks!
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