Private Message to Hester Prynne
- Lightning Rod
- Posts: 5211
- Joined: August 15th, 2004, 6:57 pm
- Location: between my ears
- Contact:
Private Message to Hester Prynne
Private Message to Hester Prynne
This is just a warning. Be on the look out for the internet bandit who calls himself YABYUM.
I understand that you have welcomed him into your house. You will regret it. He will have drunk all your coffee before you wake up in the morning. He takes interminable showers. He will probably want you to cook for him. He is a criminal of the first degree. Don't leave you camera laying around.
I'm just kidding, of course. Ronnie is a fucking sweetheart. He's a gentleman even when he's shit-faced. I wish he was here right now so I could give him knoogies.
And don't take my word for it 'cuz I don't even know how to spell knoogies.
This is just a warning. Be on the look out for the internet bandit who calls himself YABYUM.
I understand that you have welcomed him into your house. You will regret it. He will have drunk all your coffee before you wake up in the morning. He takes interminable showers. He will probably want you to cook for him. He is a criminal of the first degree. Don't leave you camera laying around.
I'm just kidding, of course. Ronnie is a fucking sweetheart. He's a gentleman even when he's shit-faced. I wish he was here right now so I could give him knoogies.
And don't take my word for it 'cuz I don't even know how to spell knoogies.
....
OK Lrod.....first of all, no one drinks more coffee than Hester. It would be wise to warn her about keeping her liquor cabinet securely locked and guarded by rotweilers. I can't argue the criminal remark. We are what we are, dammit, and I am a criminal.
Can you believe I actually landed a full time gig as a cook? Even with a full beard and tattoos. I will be the anarchist grilling the dinners for the hip crowd, the local artists, and those who enjoy trendy jazz on a friday night. Yes, I will even be getting paid "on the books". First time in years I will have to hand over a portion of my hard earned money into the hands of our greedy heathen Uncle Sam. At least I'll meet some chicks.
Can you believe I actually landed a full time gig as a cook? Even with a full beard and tattoos. I will be the anarchist grilling the dinners for the hip crowd, the local artists, and those who enjoy trendy jazz on a friday night. Yes, I will even be getting paid "on the books". First time in years I will have to hand over a portion of my hard earned money into the hands of our greedy heathen Uncle Sam. At least I'll meet some chicks.

http://frombeerstobabies.blogspot.com/
Indeed, sir yab is proving to be a fine addition to the establishment here, an amiable chap, good soul energy, seems to be fairly unaffected by my lazy housekeeping and floundering ways, he's easy, even pleasant to have around, intelligent, considerate, and quite clever to have gotten such a good job so quick.
I was worried a bit at first, I must confess, as my taking chances has proved to be my folly in the past few years.....but this isn't the case with Yab. He's straight up...and that works for me everytime.....
Internet, studio eight.....amazing. Who'd a thought I'd find a roomate here!
H
I was worried a bit at first, I must confess, as my taking chances has proved to be my folly in the past few years.....but this isn't the case with Yab. He's straight up...and that works for me everytime.....
Internet, studio eight.....amazing. Who'd a thought I'd find a roomate here!

H

- stilltrucking
- Posts: 20646
- Joined: October 24th, 2004, 12:29 pm
- Location: Oz or somepLace like Kansas
Hester I was surfing for her Poem The Soliloquy Of A Solipsist when I stumbled on this one. Thought you might get a kick out of it. I was thinking of Reading Lolita In Tehran and the solipsizer of women.
Pardon me but do the thoughts in my head disturb you
The Courage of Shutting-Up Sylvia Plath. The courage of the shut mouth, in spite
of artillery! The line pink and quiet, a worm, basking. ...
http://msstacy13.burningpaper.net/
got dam me I got to shut up
help help I am typing and I can't stop
Pardon me but do the thoughts in my head disturb you
The Courage of Shutting-Up Sylvia Plath. The courage of the shut mouth, in spite
of artillery! The line pink and quiet, a worm, basking. ...
http://msstacy13.burningpaper.net/
got dam me I got to shut up
help help I am typing and I can't stop
- stilltrucking
- Posts: 20646
- Joined: October 24th, 2004, 12:29 pm
- Location: Oz or somepLace like Kansas
here is the rest of itI
Know you appear
Vivid at my side,
Denying you sprang out of my head,
Claiming you feel
Love fiery enough to prove flesh real,
Though it's quite clear
All you beauty, all your wit, is a gift, my dear,
From me.
http://www.angelfire.com/tn/plath/soliloquy.html
Yes I am very sexy. Sex is so got dam ludicrous.
I am not nothing if not ludicrous. I got no idea about verb forms I make so many tense mistakes, one day an irate band of English Majors is going to stone me to death.
Between The Mad Girl's love song and your singing I get by.
The one I was thinking about was The Courage To Shut up, have not found the link to that one. I got her collected poems by Huges but he did not include it, or The Mad Girls Lovesong. I got a shelf in my book case on her, Bitter Fame, Silent Woman, The Haunting Of Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals Of Sylvia Plath, and a couple more I can't think of. I got a couple of books by Sigmund Fudd that relate to quotions from her journal and her biographers. Mourning And Melancholia and others.
When you going to get furnish off his lazy butt and do some more music? Ha Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!
I got to 08/23/05 to finish my re-grooving. I got to back out of here pretty soon. Just such a compulsive typer. I been thinking about begging Doreen to lock me out for my own good. Got to get that motorcycle.
j
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest