a burglar breaks into a house one night. As he prowls around in the darkness he hears a voice say "geezus is watching" He shines his light around and in the corner he sees a seven hundred pound pit bull. Then he hears the voice again, it says "geezus is watching"
He shines the light in the direction of the voice and he sees a parrot. And the parrot says, "sic him geezus."
Sic him Heyseuss
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Sic him Heyseuss
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I edited the joke so as not to offend your Buddhist sensibilities..
I wish you had smiled when you said that. And my what big bold letters you used.
I wish you had smiled when you said that. And my what big bold letters you used.
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"The old gunfighter on the porch
stared into the sun
and relived the days of living by the gun
when deadly games of pride were played
and living was mistakes not made
and the thought of the smell of the black powder smoke
and the stand in the street at the turn of a joke
Ah, the smell of the black powder smoke
and the stand in the street at the turn of a joke"
Guy Clark
stared into the sun
and relived the days of living by the gun
when deadly games of pride were played
and living was mistakes not made
and the thought of the smell of the black powder smoke
and the stand in the street at the turn of a joke
Ah, the smell of the black powder smoke
and the stand in the street at the turn of a joke"
Guy Clark
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How about banana cream pies and fifty paces?
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now pat robuttson is dissin @ Ishmael and the entire Muslim population.
where is joke in that?
he wants to hire a hit man on president chavez of venesuela
he says he has the right to have an opinion
that the men is making deals with iran
and he's dangerous
so patty boy has a role model
oy vey
my first conscious exposure with the children of Abraham
freshmon year at michigan
the local pizza company was "pizza loy!
"
so when the guys would order their pizzas
when the pizza guy got there
they'd proclaim,
"There's the Goy from Pizza LOY!
"
man
anchovies are salty
zeta beta tau
zion bank and trust
then there was this jewish guy
i knew both back from vietnam as ex cargo
now tanker training
we drove up to san fransisco in his cougar
to a fine hotel where his family was
we wore our uniforms to dinner
dress blues
the cat had his distinguisheg flying cross on his chest
i did not
as i was leaving vietnam
they asked me to fill out the dfc paperwork
i said i didn't want it
and split
so it was declining a bit already and as we sat there at the table,
i reflected on how normal they all were and'
how different i felt as a human being
and a short time there after
i was at a floating book store in sausalito
i saw this book
handbook for conscientious objectors in the military
after that i met folks of all stripes
refugees from the parent religions
where is joke in that?
he wants to hire a hit man on president chavez of venesuela
he says he has the right to have an opinion
that the men is making deals with iran
and he's dangerous
so patty boy has a role model
oy vey
my first conscious exposure with the children of Abraham
freshmon year at michigan
the local pizza company was "pizza loy!
"so when the guys would order their pizzas
when the pizza guy got there
they'd proclaim,
"There's the Goy from Pizza LOY!
"man
anchovies are salty
zeta beta tau
zion bank and trust
then there was this jewish guy
i knew both back from vietnam as ex cargo
now tanker training
we drove up to san fransisco in his cougar
to a fine hotel where his family was
we wore our uniforms to dinner
dress blues
the cat had his distinguisheg flying cross on his chest
i did not
as i was leaving vietnam
they asked me to fill out the dfc paperwork
i said i didn't want it
and split
so it was declining a bit already and as we sat there at the table,
i reflected on how normal they all were and'
how different i felt as a human being
and a short time there after
i was at a floating book store in sausalito
i saw this book
handbook for conscientious objectors in the military
after that i met folks of all stripes
refugees from the parent religions
[color=darkcyan]i'm on a survival mission
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]
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Doreen I have restored the deletions as best I could. I don't mind editing posts to jimbo after he has replied to it, because he does it to me all the time. But I will tell you this
I will never edit a post to pelerine after she has replied to it. That woman was IRATE.
I will never edit a post to pelerine after she has replied to it. That woman was IRATE.
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